Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 25, 2021

Out of how many???

Well! You asked for it! 8^ )

Successful encounter measured in stars? I think the smile reveals more.

Did you mail it in, Arlo?

He would have earned three, maybe four, if he had waited to ask her in person…….

The fact she was still in bed the next morning meant enough stars. Don’t push it!!

Well you asked! Don’t ask if you don’t want an honest answer.

Two and a half out of three isn’t ba…Oh! Out of TEN stars!

If it’s two and a half out of one hundred he’s in real trouble!

No fore star performance.

You don’t have to be a star baby to be in my show

Janis! That’s mean!

It’s pretty hilarious of Arlo to set that up.

Reminds me of an old Bennie Hill skit. He’s laying in bed, with his “wife” (old bald guy in drag), when she starts to hit him with a slipper. He looks over and asks her “what’s that for?”, she replies “that’s for being a lousy over.” She then lays down and turns over. He sits there thinking for a minute then picks up his slipper and starts hitting “her”. She looks up and said “what’s that for?”, and he replied “that’s for knowing the difference!”

if you Had to ask Arlo you must have some self doubt yourself .

She’s just giving him some incentive for pleasurable future experiences.

With a 3 pump and dump he is lucky to get two and one half stars.

Maybe you should shave first?

Anyone who sends me a “how did we do” request in the middle of the night gets a low rating.

At their age, two and a half stars is good.

Big question: Is the score based ONLY on Arlo’s past performances?

Remember: Janis took several walks on the wild side in college and maybe even in high school.

Anyone who wakes me up to ask dumb questions automatically gets points deducted. I don’t care what it’s for.

Arlo needs to hire a PR firm if he wants to improve his image and performance.

Arlo’s got some work to do…

That’s cruel. But he also had to know it would be too good an opportunity to pass up!

Must have quit halfway on the third time.

If you have to ask, it wasn’t that good. I figure it’s a 5-star if I’m afraid she’s having a seizure or I have to wait for her to come to before I could ask. Can’t hardly manage more than a 4.25 these days.

Don’t ask me what I think of you

I might not give the answer that you want me to – Fleetwood Mac, “Oh Well”

I’m going to try this tomorrow morning

Could have been worse. Do it better next time tonight……

This was hilarious!

11 minutes?

Perhaps ladies could use rating system based, not on stars, but orgasms. Of course each would have to know their maximum.

“How would you rate your recent experience with us?”

Who did Arlo bring along?

So this is the “How to tip the Bell Hop!” routine. Sure beats a couple of dollars for a tip.

Nothing like a little “Role Play & Fantasy” to keep the SPICE in the LIFE.

Poor Arlo! He thinks Janis is rating his performance as a husband…

It’s your fault, Janis. Turn the phone OFF when you are sleeping.

This brings up another pet peeve of mine. You go to the store and buy something, and in two hours you receive an email asking you to fill out a 20 question survey asking how was the store Get Over It!!

Probably waking her up didn’t help and where was the coffee in bed?

In most circumstances a quick transaction is a good thing…but not in this case.

Two and a half stars out of what? Four stars or 10 stars?

He lost some points for waking her up too early with the text.

You woke her up…that is why 2 1/2 stars

What happened to the kids…I thought they were coming to visit.

He might have gotten 3 stars if he didn’t wake her up so early.