Reminds me of an old Bennie Hill skit. He’s laying in bed, with his “wife” (old bald guy in drag), when she starts to hit him with a slipper. He looks over and asks her “what’s that for?”, she replies “that’s for being a lousy over.” She then lays down and turns over. He sits there thinking for a minute then picks up his slipper and starts hitting “her”. She looks up and said “what’s that for?”, and he replied “that’s for knowing the difference!”
If you have to ask, it wasn’t that good. I figure it’s a 5-star if I’m afraid she’s having a seizure or I have to wait for her to come to before I could ask. Can’t hardly manage more than a 4.25 these days.
This brings up another pet peeve of mine. You go to the store and buy something, and in two hours you receive an email asking you to fill out a 20 question survey asking how was the store Get Over It!!
Tyge almost 3 years ago
Out of how many???
Well! You asked for it! 8^ )
SpacedInvader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Successful encounter measured in stars? I think the smile reveals more.
Ruth Brown almost 3 years ago
Did you mail it in, Arlo?
Yakety Sax almost 3 years ago
He would have earned three, maybe four, if he had waited to ask her in person…….
eromlig almost 3 years ago
The fact she was still in bed the next morning meant enough stars. Don’t push it!!
Macushlalondra almost 3 years ago
Well you asked! Don’t ask if you don’t want an honest answer.
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Two and a half out of three isn’t ba…Oh! Out of TEN stars!
nomad almost 3 years ago
If it’s two and a half out of one hundred he’s in real trouble!
alasko almost 3 years ago
No fore star performance.
The Pro from Dover almost 3 years ago
You don’t have to be a star baby to be in my show
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Janis! That’s mean!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s pretty hilarious of Arlo to set that up.
DW Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of an old Bennie Hill skit. He’s laying in bed, with his “wife” (old bald guy in drag), when she starts to hit him with a slipper. He looks over and asks her “what’s that for?”, she replies “that’s for being a lousy over.” She then lays down and turns over. He sits there thinking for a minute then picks up his slipper and starts hitting “her”. She looks up and said “what’s that for?”, and he replied “that’s for knowing the difference!”
mr , b almost 3 years ago
if you Had to ask Arlo you must have some self doubt yourself .
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
She’s just giving him some incentive for pleasurable future experiences.
colddonkey almost 3 years ago
With a 3 pump and dump he is lucky to get two and one half stars.
artmer almost 3 years ago
Maybe you should shave first?
ScullyUFO almost 3 years ago
Anyone who sends me a “how did we do” request in the middle of the night gets a low rating.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
At their age, two and a half stars is good.
jarvisloop almost 3 years ago
Big question: Is the score based ONLY on Arlo’s past performances?
Remember: Janis took several walks on the wild side in college and maybe even in high school.
Donzi almost 3 years ago
Anyone who wakes me up to ask dumb questions automatically gets points deducted. I don’t care what it’s for.
flushed almost 3 years ago
Arlo needs to hire a PR firm if he wants to improve his image and performance.
timzsixty9 almost 3 years ago
Arlo’s got some work to do…
rugeirn almost 3 years ago
That’s cruel. But he also had to know it would be too good an opportunity to pass up!
snookdog69 almost 3 years ago
Must have quit halfway on the third time.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you have to ask, it wasn’t that good. I figure it’s a 5-star if I’m afraid she’s having a seizure or I have to wait for her to come to before I could ask. Can’t hardly manage more than a 4.25 these days.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to – Fleetwood Mac, “Oh Well”
Donaldo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m going to try this tomorrow morning
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Could have been worse. Do it better next time tonight……
Grace Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This was hilarious!
royq27 almost 3 years ago
11 minutes?
poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
Perhaps ladies could use rating system based, not on stars, but orgasms. Of course each would have to know their maximum.
Ermine Notyours almost 3 years ago
“How would you rate your recent experience with us?”
Who did Arlo bring along?
Searcy9320 almost 3 years ago
So this is the “How to tip the Bell Hop!” routine. Sure beats a couple of dollars for a tip.
Searcy9320 almost 3 years ago
Nothing like a little “Role Play & Fantasy” to keep the SPICE in the LIFE.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Poor Arlo! He thinks Janis is rating his performance as a husband…
ron almost 3 years ago
It’s your fault, Janis. Turn the phone OFF when you are sleeping.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
This brings up another pet peeve of mine. You go to the store and buy something, and in two hours you receive an email asking you to fill out a 20 question survey asking how was the store Get Over It!!
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Probably waking her up didn’t help and where was the coffee in bed?
BC in NC Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In most circumstances a quick transaction is a good thing…but not in this case.
locake almost 3 years ago
Two and a half stars out of what? Four stars or 10 stars?
locake almost 3 years ago
He lost some points for waking her up too early with the text.
Natarose almost 3 years ago
You woke her up…that is why 2 1/2 stars
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What happened to the kids…I thought they were coming to visit.
dimndno almost 3 years ago
He might have gotten 3 stars if he didn’t wake her up so early.