Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 23, 2023

Sure Arlo, and I still have my first and only eraser.

Oh, that hits close to home, giggles!

This is the way I heard it over 60 years ago:“I have NEVER made a mistake. I thought I did once but I was wrong.”

The only time I was wrong was when I got married. Geez, I’ll never make THAT mistake again!

One time I thought I was right. I was wrong.

I had never heard that joke, but used it many times, thot I had made it up. So disillusioned!

Janis is laughing because the joke represents on how she see Arlo.

When relevancy is high, so is the quality of the humor.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Janis is a good supporting spouse.

Well, that’s my opinion, feel free to make it yours

Actually, l deserve the credit for making his delivery sound so good in my head.

Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.”

Husband: “How is she?”

Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”

Husband: “Ah, you get used to that…”

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

“Here’s another lame, old joke”:

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

[Crickets…]

i’m often mistaken, but never wrong.

If I remember right, Lucy said the same thing to Charlie Brown back in the 60’s.

I prefer the one about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.

Janis had a great laugh!

“I’ll have what she’s having.” (Harry met Sally)

Indeed, it’s an oldie but goodie!

Ever consider, is the opposite, “I was only right once, the time I thought I was right, but wasn’t”? Or is the opposite, “I was only right twice, when I thought I was right, and was”? Not that it matters, I doubt my wife will tell me if I’m ever right.

If a woman speaks but no one pays attention, is she still a nag?

This topic continues today in B.C.

Arlo got it wrong. It goes: I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

wow, and here my take away from this comic was " A well told Dad Joke is a thing of beauty and joy ".

“Well, I ain’t always right, but I’ve never been wrong.” “Scarlet Begonias” by Robert Hunter & Jerry Garcia

I am NEVER wrong. I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong. I am allowed to be mistaken, now and then again, but I am NEVER WRONG. Making mistakes, keeps me human.

Arlo missed the mark on his profession, he should have been a sand up comedian.