Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 23, 2023

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    AnneFackler  over 1 year ago

    Sure Arlo, and I still have my first and only eraser.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, that hits close to home, giggles!

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    ron  over 1 year ago

    This is the way I heard it over 60 years ago:“I have NEVER made a mistake. I thought I did once but I was wrong.”

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    The Pro from Dover  over 1 year ago

    The only time I was wrong was when I got married. Geez, I’ll never make THAT mistake again!

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    One time I thought I was right. I was wrong.

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    qct  over 1 year ago

    I had never heard that joke, but used it many times, thot I had made it up. So disillusioned!

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    Rhetorical_Question   over 1 year ago

    Janis is laughing because the joke represents on how she see Arlo.

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    glhutch  over 1 year ago

    When relevancy is high, so is the quality of the humor.

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Janis is a good supporting spouse.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, that’s my opinion, feel free to make it yours

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Actually, l deserve the credit for making his delivery sound so good in my head.

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    John Smith  over 1 year ago

    Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.”

    Husband: “How is she?”

    Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”

    Husband: “Ah, you get used to that…”

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    John Smith  over 1 year ago

    A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

    Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “Here’s another lame, old joke”:

    A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

    [Crickets…]

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    i’m often mistaken, but never wrong.

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    prince valiant Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If I remember right, Lucy said the same thing to Charlie Brown back in the 60’s.

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    klapre  over 1 year ago

    I prefer the one about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Janis had a great laugh!

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    mountainclimber  over 1 year ago

    “I’ll have what she’s having.” (Harry met Sally)

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Indeed, it’s an oldie but goodie!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 1 year ago

    Ever consider, is the opposite, “I was only right once, the time I thought I was right, but wasn’t”? Or is the opposite, “I was only right twice, when I thought I was right, and was”? Not that it matters, I doubt my wife will tell me if I’m ever right.

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    trainnut1956  over 1 year ago

    If a woman speaks but no one pays attention, is she still a nag?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This topic continues today in B.C.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    Arlo got it wrong. It goes: I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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    car2ner  over 1 year ago

    wow, and here my take away from this comic was " A well told Dad Joke is a thing of beauty and joy ".

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    foxmike6513 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Well, I ain’t always right, but I’ve never been wrong.” “Scarlet Begonias” by Robert Hunter & Jerry Garcia

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 1 year ago

    I am NEVER wrong. I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong. I am allowed to be mistaken, now and then again, but I am NEVER WRONG. Making mistakes, keeps me human.

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Arlo missed the mark on his profession, he should have been a sand up comedian.

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