Ever consider, is the opposite, “I was only right once, the time I thought I was right, but wasn’t”? Or is the opposite, “I was only right twice, when I thought I was right, and was”? Not that it matters, I doubt my wife will tell me if I’m ever right.
I am NEVER wrong. I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong. I am allowed to be mistaken, now and then again, but I am NEVER WRONG. Making mistakes, keeps me human.
AnneFackler over 1 year ago
Sure Arlo, and I still have my first and only eraser.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, that hits close to home, giggles!
ron over 1 year ago
This is the way I heard it over 60 years ago:“I have NEVER made a mistake. I thought I did once but I was wrong.”
The Pro from Dover over 1 year ago
The only time I was wrong was when I got married. Geez, I’ll never make THAT mistake again!
nosirrom over 1 year ago
One time I thought I was right. I was wrong.
qct over 1 year ago
I had never heard that joke, but used it many times, thot I had made it up. So disillusioned!
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Janis is laughing because the joke represents on how she see Arlo.
glhutch over 1 year ago
When relevancy is high, so is the quality of the humor.
Egrayjames over 1 year ago
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
Janis is a good supporting spouse.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, that’s my opinion, feel free to make it yours
The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually, l deserve the credit for making his delivery sound so good in my head.
John Smith over 1 year ago
Doctor: “Your wife’s in hospital.”
Husband: “How is she?”
Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”
Husband: “Ah, you get used to that…”
John Smith over 1 year ago
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Here’s another lame, old joke”:
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
[Crickets…]
gigagrouch over 1 year ago
i’m often mistaken, but never wrong.
prince valiant Premium Member over 1 year ago
If I remember right, Lucy said the same thing to Charlie Brown back in the 60’s.
klapre over 1 year ago
I prefer the one about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Janis had a great laugh!
mountainclimber over 1 year ago
“I’ll have what she’s having.” (Harry met Sally)
ladykat over 1 year ago
Indeed, it’s an oldie but goodie!
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Ever consider, is the opposite, “I was only right once, the time I thought I was right, but wasn’t”? Or is the opposite, “I was only right twice, when I thought I was right, and was”? Not that it matters, I doubt my wife will tell me if I’m ever right.
trainnut1956 over 1 year ago
If a woman speaks but no one pays attention, is she still a nag?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago
This topic continues today in B.C.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
Arlo got it wrong. It goes: I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
car2ner over 1 year ago
wow, and here my take away from this comic was " A well told Dad Joke is a thing of beauty and joy ".
foxmike6513 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Well, I ain’t always right, but I’ve never been wrong.” “Scarlet Begonias” by Robert Hunter & Jerry Garcia
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 1 year ago
I am NEVER wrong. I may not always be right, but I am NEVER wrong. I am allowed to be mistaken, now and then again, but I am NEVER WRONG. Making mistakes, keeps me human.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Arlo missed the mark on his profession, he should have been a sand up comedian.