Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 11, 2023

Little disappointed in Arlo.

Men are from Mars, women from Venus. Perfect example of a crossed message! 8^ )

Well, just who bought the grandma panties?

Love makes you blind. That is why people in love has to feel their way around each other.

Arlo, smile and say, “Throw’em out, you don’t need’em!”

From his point of view, it doesn’t matter, because he’s only interested in getting it off her :P

My husband used to say lingerie is something to put next to the bed in case of fire.

There’s no good reason she can’t buy herself some pretty underwear.

Arlo, thinks you’re pretty without your lingerie, Less is more

He could have suggested she buy some nice things she likes.She’s bored with what she’s got. It happens.

How to stuff a wild bikini 1965 Annette Funicello

Arlo does have a point. Unless she’s showing it (other than to Arlo) no one knows what she’s wearing or not wearing.

Grandma panties can be sexy (according to my husband). Anyway, these days I want COMFORT. No thongs for me.

Arlo, how about “Babe, you make that underwear look sooo sexy, Elvis thought it was sexy.”

Guys are self starters, it’s not actually needed. But it can be like the wrapping around an Xmas present for us. We are so predictable ….

Time for a shopping trip Janis.

Just noticed that this current theme is from a few years ago. So maybe the yard sale and move are still on.

He forgot to add, “when there’s a hot babe wearing it?”

Their thinking is not in alignment. She needs “pretty lingerie” to feel sexy. While, for him, all she has to be is naked. He doesn’t even notice the underwear.

I’m just glad my underwear doesn’t look matronly.

Arlo just wants you out of it as quickly as possible anyway. ;)

Seems like Arlo continues to make stupid comments. This kinda reminds me of Sheldon’s mom saying to Leonard, “You don’t hunt, do you?”

I’m surprised Janis even cares….just last week she seemed perfectly ok, if not thrilled, to wear a flannel night gown to bed instead of flimsier diaphanous one.

I’ve seen how Jimmy has drawn her in underwear the past couple years. Stick with the bloomers.

I’ve been wearing the same pair for 30 years – Arlo.

Well, Janis, Victoria’s Secret is marketing to plus sized models these days. Just saw one of their ads the other day. And I am out of eye bleach…

I gave up buying my wife sexy underwear…she never wears it anyway. She likes the drab stuff…

The package can be exciting, but what is inside is far more enticing.

Sexy underwear is just not practical or comfortable for daily wear, better left for “special occasions”. There are some very cute cotton bikinis, although granny pants are sometimes necessary to prevent VPL.

Don’t go there. You can’t win it and don’t try buying it for her……

“….you’re more beautiful than when I first saw you.”

“What? And your eyes are falling too?”

I’ll bet Arlo didn’t buy her underwear.

Isn’t it what’s under the wear that counts?

He’d like her in nothing better

Wrapping paper gets tossed… it’s the filling that counts!

Why wear underwear at all?

Arlo doesn’t care about her underwear, he prefers her without any.

Stick Foot in Mouth…. @ Arlo