Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 22, 2023

In my case, that was true. In Aunty’s case, I’m not so sure.

two from the same mother.

True in my family.

The first giveaway was ‘trust me’.

If the letter reeks of wine, Santa might suspect he’s being punked..

Oh, for a minute there, I thought it was the cat she was writing for. Cats are liars, they are all naughty.

It sounds like Aunty Acid has been writing the same letter to Santa Claus all her life.

I hope Santa isn’t like my mother. No matter what my brother did I got blamed. ;-(

Shifting the blame. Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations

Right, Aunty!

Santa won’t fall for dibble hole. He has smell test detection.

Those letters to Santa ……never truthful!!!!!!!

Gee, maybe Santa likes Naughty Girls

Yeah, that’s the ticket! ☺

Dear Santa, thank you for my naughty sister. Because of her, I am able to “fly under the radar” and make the nice list.

I always got the blame. I’m an only child.

Aunty, FIFY:

“Dear Santa, My sister is the naughty one. Trust me, I’m the good for nothing one.”

Haven’t you heard, he knows when you are lying.

…she writes, whilst chugging down the vino!

My sister thinks she is the good one.

I guess I come from a boring family. Both my sister were the good ones, at least when we were young. As the years went by, both of us became “interesting”!