Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 31, 2023

Zoe you know better than that. Hammie will destroy your legacy.

I bet the other kids hated Zoe.

She also got “Tattletale of the Week” fourteen times.

That is roughly 39% of the weeks.

Assuming a class of twenty, the odds of anyone getting the award is five percent.

All things equal, about half the kids would get that award.

She’s probably lying to you to psych you out..;D

It’s Hammie’s destiny.

Your legacy is about to be shattered, Zoe!

And the teachers rear was chafed from so many of Zoe’s kisses.

Well he still soils his pants. He might as well expand his horizons.

Just say he’s not your brother!

Oh, I’m sure Mrs. Wichowski is fully prepared for a whole new legacy to be written, based on ALL that Zoe told her about her little brother. Every day of school. Several times a day. Every, Day. of school.

Already soiled, before lunch, the first day.

Zoe, Hammie will have 14 detentions quicker than you got your 14 Student of the Week.

We never had “Student of the…” awards when I was a kid. The only thing I remember was someone getting recognised for missing the fewest days of school. Never me, of course.

Yep she is that Kid

I was lucky; I was 2nd of 5, but the goody-goody was the one after me.

Hammie: " Sooo, … Only FIFTEEN Detentions will DESTROY your record??!! – Sister! – It’s ON now !!! " … :)

Zoe’s reputation will be enhanced by the contrast.

Hammie is a giver and a keeper!!

Hammie is going for the detention award.

He can’t touch her memory. His bad behavior will only make her look better.

NOW Hammie has a mission!

Don’t worry Zoe, your legacy is safe with Hammie.

Are you kidding, Zoe? Hammie will make you look like Mother Teresa!

Haha! (＾▽＾)