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Donât worry, Zoe, there will always be âsnail mailâ. There are lots of people like me, who like to send happy birthday cards to nice kids like you guysâŚ
Emailman is more like a garbage truck driver. You back up to eveyones mail box and dump your whole stinky load of junkmail in their box. Then speed off to get the next load. Ooo the circle of life for the emailman.
Iâve heard of âhitting your head against a brick wallâ before but never âhitting your head on the floorâ Think of all the germs âMiss Sanitaryâ is kissing up to!
Telecommunications may be the end of letter-writing, and online banking, direct deposit, and auto-withdrawal may be the end of bills. But ecommerce displacing brick and mortar retail is only going to get bigger.
Or if it doesnât, it will be because somethingâs gone badly wrong with the Internetâin which case the other two will make a comeback.
I hate using email. It never, ever goes away. That means, what I write today, someone in the future is going to read it. And, I donât want anyone to know what I write to my beautiful wife. I especially donât want my kids to read what I have written, until I am long gone. That is why I correspond with regular mail. Besides, regular mail is protected by federal law and really enforced. If someone hacks into your email, you have no real recourse. And they can send it to people that you donât want knowing.
But, hey, all you teenagers just go right ahead and use your emails. It makes me money to defend you in court.
The U.S. Postal Service is on the list for elimination by the current administration. If you are not technologically savvy, youâll be left in the wilderness.
Argythree 6 days ago
Donât worry, Zoe, there will always be âsnail mailâ. There are lots of people like me, who like to send happy birthday cards to nice kids like you guysâŚ
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 6 days ago
No it wonât. Somethings absolutely must be sent through snail mail.
RickTengle 6 days ago
a union mailman?
grasdal Premium Member 6 days ago
Hammie, have you given any thought to becoming a carrier pigeon?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 days ago
Mail might go, but parcels will be with us for the foreseeable future.
MacBoi 6 days ago
AIâs coming for you, Hammie!
Denver Reader Premium Member 5 days ago
Snail mail is unlikely to ever go extinct. Daily mail, however, may.
ʲá 5 days ago
BRILLIANTââ
and he even made Zoe âhigh-five her own faceâ
(>âŻâ <)
3hourtour Premium Member 5 days ago
âŚand Zoe can be a femail manâŚ
Huckleberry Hiroshima 5 days ago
A spammer, in other words. Lots of other words.
tom494 5 days ago
Emailman is more like a garbage truck driver. You back up to eveyones mail box and dump your whole stinky load of junkmail in their box. Then speed off to get the next load. Ooo the circle of life for the emailman.
ctolson 5 days ago
Iâve heard of âhitting your head against a brick wallâ before but never âhitting your head on the floorâ Think of all the germs âMiss Sanitaryâ is kissing up to!
Daltongang Premium Member 5 days ago
Zoe, in case you didnât know it, there is big money in running an e-mail server.
oish 5 days ago
Too late. Most organizations moved to internet or cloud based mail systems instead of maintaining network infrastructure in house.
Itâs really tough nowadays getting a job as âthe email manâ
DJohnny 5 days ago
Good choise to choose an it-education, focusing on network administration, fx DNS manager, handling the MX-records for email.
DJohnny 5 days ago
As I recall, Baby Blues has never acknowledged National days, like Blondie often does. Today it is Thank a mailman-day!
hTtps://www.nationaldaycalendar.cOm/national-day/national-thank-a-mailman-day-february-4
DJohnny 5 days ago
Head over to Blondie and another mail man-strip. htTps://www.arcamax.cOm/thefunnies/blondie/s-3578445
Charles & Susan Premium Member 5 days ago
That sounds like a great idea Hammie! Make sure you get good benefits!
ira.crank 5 days ago
Learn a trade, like a typewriter repair technician.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 days ago
@grasdal â THUD!
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
what actually happened here is, Hammieâs logic (or lack thereof) was so painful, Zoey faintedâŚ.
John Jorgensen 5 days ago
Telecommunications may be the end of letter-writing, and online banking, direct deposit, and auto-withdrawal may be the end of bills. But ecommerce displacing brick and mortar retail is only going to get bigger.
Or if it doesnât, it will be because somethingâs gone badly wrong with the Internetâin which case the other two will make a comeback.
serial232 5 days ago
I hate using email. It never, ever goes away. That means, what I write today, someone in the future is going to read it. And, I donât want anyone to know what I write to my beautiful wife. I especially donât want my kids to read what I have written, until I am long gone. That is why I correspond with regular mail. Besides, regular mail is protected by federal law and really enforced. If someone hacks into your email, you have no real recourse. And they can send it to people that you donât want knowing.
But, hey, all you teenagers just go right ahead and use your emails. It makes me money to defend you in court.
dbhoskisson 5 days ago
AKA a Spammer.
brick10 5 days ago
The U.S. Postal Service is on the list for elimination by the current administration. If you are not technologically savvy, youâll be left in the wilderness.
kab2rb 5 days ago
We still get snail mail, we also mail by snail mail, only we take are snail mail to Post Office.
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
Oh dear, I do hope they allow Hammie to start showing signs of intelligence.
The Quiet One 5 days ago
Good face plant Zoe.
Drgnslr Premium Member 5 days ago
WHAT? Whoâs going to deliver my newspaper?
Dgwphotos 5 days ago
Weâve had email for many years, yet the postal service still exists.
EXCALABUR 5 days ago
Amazing how he suddenly grows teeth