Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 11, 2025

Too little too late!

Darryl will be sleeping on the couch tonight.

That mirror is adjustable so she can convince herself that she does not have a middle-aged body. In past comics, she has noticed that about herself, so I don’t know why she would be mad.

Except those unfortunate enough not to live to middle age.

He didn’t say Wanda had a middle-aged body, he should say she doesn’i have one yet.

Your honor, I found him unconscious in those pillows. Honest.

That is like when your “lovely” says “Do I look fat”? and you not thinking say “You don’t look that fat”, then look out!

why is it suddenly an issue?

YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH!!

Such as YOU. Not “yourself”.

Wow! Wanda heard herself right into that statement, huh?!

Wanda has an arsenal of pillows, and she ain’t afraid to use them!

Time & gravity…… gets us all.

My wife’s 59 and still smoking HOT!

Points out her husband is aging but can’t accept that about herself. I didn’t know Wanda was related to Janis from “Arlo & Janis”.

why has nobody saved this at the time of this writing

Ooops, double faux pas by Darryl. He’s bucking to be sleeping on the couch.

Don’t give in so easily.

Thats it! We’re both going on a sensible diet starting tomorrow.

It absolutely happens to everyone. By definition, once you are middle-aged, you have a middle-aged body. Some of them do look better than others. The trick is to find a way to be comfortable in whatever you end up with. ;-)

Aaahhhh….pilows don’t hurt….

Darryl, when will you learn, women and republicans do not like to have reality thrust in front of them.

Wanda has anger issues.

In the immortal words of Leonard Leakey Hofstadter: “Really starting to think there’s a double standard here!”

“I’m back innn the doghoussse agaaiinnn”….

One wonders why aren’t there any “mom bod” jokes…?

A friend of mine says I have maintained my shape sine I was in my 20s. round is a shape lol

Wrong thing to say Darryl.