B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 16, 2019

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    wjones  almost 5 years ago

    You could use your cave for collateral.

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Use your wheel that you invented and when he wants to buy one, triple the price.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The bank wants to help you get out of debt. How? It wants to loan you money..

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Sure you can get a loan…just stay away from everyone else!

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    garagecb  almost 5 years ago

    as in Janet S. Jones!!! Holy cow. whats the chance?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Years ago I needed a short term $5000 loan. At the time the Bank rate was roughly 5% and they suggested I take a cash advance at 19.9% instead. When I pulled my mortgage and account they couldn’t understand why.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Nope, nada, NOOOOO!

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    The first rule for getting a loan is that you have to prove that you don’t need it.

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    There was one year where I kept track of all the credit card offers I was getting in the mail. In today’s dollars terms I think it would have come out to about a quarter million dollars.

    I am in the fortunate position NOT to have credit card debt. So if I just took the ones without annual fees, my credit rating would be more than perfect.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    It takes money to make money. Will that work for borrowed money?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Can I get a loan?”

    “Not without Collateral.”

    “What is collateral?”

    “Something that the bank can SEIZE when you slip up one iota, and fail to pay our Insanely high, Loan Shark Interest rates during the course of the next next 30 years.”

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    rwhoward51  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, that’s called a “purchase money mortgage” — very common is our society. Buting a car or any major purchase is often handled the same way.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    “Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white Just a jack knife has Mac Heath, dear And he keeps it out of sight”

    From the late, very great Bobby Darin.. .

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    old saw: banks only loan money to people who don’t need loans

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    There’s always a catch!

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    rondm66  almost 5 years ago

    Sure.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    “Can I borrow money?”

    “Not without a credit history.”

    “How do I get that?”

    “You have to borrow money.”

    “…”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You need money to make money. I hate that.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Of course you can Deutsche Bank.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It.. is how most rich folk got that way. Rule #1 is to never use your own money.

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    If I vote for your side, will that be co-lateral enough?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    During the decade before 2008, an ingrown little toenail was enough.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, you can out a loan to buy a car (wheel, in this case), which becomes collateral for the loan, so yes, in a sense, you can. However, you can’t use the wheel as collateral for another loan until you have that one paid off…

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    BC should go on the offense here, and start asking Peter serious banking questions about his bank. Like, what are the banks’s assets? Are they FDIC insured? ( Obviously not). What happens if Peter’s bank folds? Why should I use YOUR bank, instead of a competitor?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    derivatives explained

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    edbos1_1  almost 5 years ago

    “Yep! Just walk over that way by yourself, and you will get alone.”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Loans can be tricky especially when you have no economy to speak of using terms out-of-date from your situation. (The far future post apocalyptic times-A.G.W.)

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 5 years ago

    The answer to that is Yes.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 5 years ago

    Can I buy a vowel?

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