B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 11, 2021

Ouch!

Keep calm and carrion.

Groan! (Smile)

That joke was as flat as road-kill.

Really? They usually eat together. They hang out together all the time. They usually share. How did this happen?

I figured that he would be getting tired of eating there.

Well done

A dad joke. :-)

Carry on then.

Very cute!

Road pizza.

“And you didn’t invite me?”

Poor guy couldn’t help it – he was dead hungry!

Now that’s funny. Old, but funny.

These beaks seem awfully large.

Literally.

Fast food, indeed.

They have to be two of the ugliest birds that ever inhabited Comicdom.

ba-dump-ding!

The old road-kill joke. Still works today.

I wish I still had the card… on the front a vulture is sitting on the branch of a tree. Inside: Patience, hell. I’m going out to kill something.

“my mama done told me, to bring home some dinner”-Beaky Buzzard

Gives new meaning to, “Hot off the grill.”

Long haul dinin’

So, curbside pick-up is a very old idea eh?

And I wish I hadn’t: the food was way too fresh!

“Flatter is better.”

Is interstate roadkill classier than backroadkill?

The owners of “The Road-Kill Cafe” would love this … LOL

I just hope it wasn’t a little dog, lost.