Ouch!
Keep calm and carrion.
Groan! (Smile)
That joke was as flat as road-kill.
Really? They usually eat together. They hang out together all the time. They usually share. How did this happen?
I figured that he would be getting tired of eating there.
Well done
A dad joke. :-)
Carry on then.
Very cute!
Road pizza.
“And you didn’t invite me?”
Poor guy couldn’t help it – he was dead hungry!
Now that’s funny. Old, but funny.
These beaks seem awfully large.
Literally.
Fast food, indeed.
They have to be two of the ugliest birds that ever inhabited Comicdom.
ba-dump-ding!
The old road-kill joke. Still works today.
I wish I still had the card… on the front a vulture is sitting on the branch of a tree. Inside: Patience, hell. I’m going out to kill something.
“my mama done told me, to bring home some dinner”-Beaky Buzzard
Gives new meaning to, “Hot off the grill.”
Long haul dinin’
So, curbside pick-up is a very old idea eh?
And I wish I hadn’t: the food was way too fresh!
“Flatter is better.”
Is interstate roadkill classier than backroadkill?
The owners of “The Road-Kill Cafe” would love this … LOL
I just hope it wasn’t a little dog, lost.
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
Ouch!
pearlsbs about 3 years ago
Keep calm and carrion.
Shinrinder Premium Member about 3 years ago
Groan! (Smile)
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
That joke was as flat as road-kill.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Really? They usually eat together. They hang out together all the time. They usually share. How did this happen?
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
I figured that he would be getting tired of eating there.
Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well done
Lyrak about 3 years ago
A dad joke. :-)
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Carry on then.
djtenltd about 3 years ago
Very cute!
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Road pizza.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
“And you didn’t invite me?”
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Poor guy couldn’t help it – he was dead hungry!
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Now that’s funny. Old, but funny.
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
These beaks seem awfully large.
tripwire45 about 3 years ago
Literally.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Fast food, indeed.
Diat60 about 3 years ago
They have to be two of the ugliest birds that ever inhabited Comicdom.
jnacombs about 3 years ago
ba-dump-ding!
blakerl about 3 years ago
The old road-kill joke. Still works today.
librarylady59 about 3 years ago
I wish I still had the card… on the front a vulture is sitting on the branch of a tree. Inside: Patience, hell. I’m going out to kill something.
Ron Dunn Premium Member about 3 years ago
“my mama done told me, to bring home some dinner”-Beaky Buzzard
TexTech about 3 years ago
Gives new meaning to, “Hot off the grill.”
Cincoflex about 3 years ago
Long haul dinin’
Fantom Premium Member about 3 years ago
So, curbside pick-up is a very old idea eh?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
And I wish I hadn’t: the food was way too fresh!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 3 years ago
“Flatter is better.”
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
Is interstate roadkill classier than backroadkill?
KenDHoward1 about 3 years ago
The owners of “The Road-Kill Cafe” would love this … LOL
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
I just hope it wasn’t a little dog, lost.