B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 09, 2022

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?

    The Bogeyman

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?

    When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Golf balls are like eggs.

    They’re white, sold by the dozen, and after a week you need to buy some more!

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    oddhumor  about 2 years ago

    Your right knee is killing you? All of those clubs you broke over your left knee, so it should be the sore one.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    “…and for some reason my golf bag feels much lighter.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf?

    On a golf corpse.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They made a new rule in playing the game of Golf. You need to have an extra pair of golf-pants along when you play.

    It seem that they are afraid that you might get a hole-in-one. :-)

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    The problem with his golf game and with his knees has to do with his golf clubs. He definitely needs to get a new set – that will surely help.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Use the other knee. If you have any clubs left, that is.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    I see so many jokes of this type that I wonder if anyone enjoys playing golf other than masochists who like to frustrate themselves.

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    Kaputnik  about 2 years ago

    Not a golf player, and not likely ever to take it up, so I don’t know. Are the materials that the club handles are made out of that easy to break?

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    assrdood  about 2 years ago

    Golf jokes have now been numbered. To save time, we just say the number and the punch line. I’ll go first…

    Number 3 “That’s when I’ll be a little bit late.”

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Golf? AAARRGGGHH!

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    blakerl  about 2 years ago

    Strange game! The only winning move is not to play.

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    tcayer  about 2 years ago

    I taught a bunch of coworkers how to play golf. One used my spare set of clubs. He would hit a bad shot, and throw the club, sometimes farther than the ball! Later, I sold him that set of clubs. He never threw one again.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    You ain’t seen nothing yet…

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    You’ll need at least one card. For the pro shop to replace all the gear you’ve trashed and discarded.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Fink is enjoying golf a lot more today than B.C. Check out the latest Wizard of Id Classics.

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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  about 2 years ago

    Old? Just wait till you’re in your 70S

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Whoever created a game trying to balance one ball on another, then try to control them deserve this trouble.

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    jconnors3954  about 2 years ago

    Ran out of clubs?

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    bsisler21  about 2 years ago

    What about his left knee? He broke a club over it too.

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    RabbitDad  about 2 years ago

    Reminds me of this old chestnut…

    A guy is stranded on a desert island for years. One day, he sees a woman in a wetsuit coming up to shore. She sultrily approaches him, unzips her wetsuit part way, and asks how long it’s been since he had a single-malt scotch. She then pulls out a bottle of the expensive stuff. After they share a drink or three, she unzips her wetsuit a little farther and asks when’s the last time he smoked a cuban cigar, removing a box and sharing a smoke with him. FInally she unzips a little farther, revealing a bit more, and asks “Do you want to play around?” And he cries “Don’t tell me you have golf clubs in there!”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    Again, the night educators failed. The synthetic molecular building machines got them right, with none of them made of metal.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The Sunday newspaper I get makes this comic strip so small that I didn’t even notice the first two frames so I missed the irony of his predicament! ;-p

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