I taught a bunch of coworkers how to play golf. One used my spare set of clubs. He would hit a bad shot, and throw the club, sometimes farther than the ball! Later, I sold him that set of clubs. He never threw one again.
A guy is stranded on a desert island for years. One day, he sees a woman in a wetsuit coming up to shore. She sultrily approaches him, unzips her wetsuit part way, and asks how long it’s been since he had a single-malt scotch. She then pulls out a bottle of the expensive stuff. After they share a drink or three, she unzips her wetsuit a little farther and asks when’s the last time he smoked a cuban cigar, removing a box and sharing a smoke with him. FInally she unzips a little farther, revealing a bit more, and asks “Do you want to play around?” And he cries “Don’t tell me you have golf clubs in there!”
The Sunday newspaper I get makes this comic strip so small that I didn’t even notice the first two frames so I missed the irony of his predicament! ;-p
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
Golf balls are like eggs.
They’re white, sold by the dozen, and after a week you need to buy some more!
oddhumor about 2 years ago
Your right knee is killing you? All of those clubs you broke over your left knee, so it should be the sore one.
Enter.Name.Here about 2 years ago
“…and for some reason my golf bag feels much lighter.”
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf?
On a golf corpse.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
They made a new rule in playing the game of Golf. You need to have an extra pair of golf-pants along when you play.
It seem that they are afraid that you might get a hole-in-one. :-)
Doug K about 2 years ago
The problem with his golf game and with his knees has to do with his golf clubs. He definitely needs to get a new set – that will surely help.
Imagine about 2 years ago
Use the other knee. If you have any clubs left, that is.
dflak about 2 years ago
I see so many jokes of this type that I wonder if anyone enjoys playing golf other than masochists who like to frustrate themselves.
Kaputnik about 2 years ago
Not a golf player, and not likely ever to take it up, so I don’t know. Are the materials that the club handles are made out of that easy to break?
assrdood about 2 years ago
Golf jokes have now been numbered. To save time, we just say the number and the punch line. I’ll go first…
Number 3 “That’s when I’ll be a little bit late.”
Gent about 2 years ago
Golf? AAARRGGGHH!
blakerl about 2 years ago
Strange game! The only winning move is not to play.
tcayer about 2 years ago
I taught a bunch of coworkers how to play golf. One used my spare set of clubs. He would hit a bad shot, and throw the club, sometimes farther than the ball! Later, I sold him that set of clubs. He never threw one again.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
You ain’t seen nothing yet…
goboboyd about 2 years ago
You’ll need at least one card. For the pro shop to replace all the gear you’ve trashed and discarded.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Fink is enjoying golf a lot more today than B.C. Check out the latest Wizard of Id Classics.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] about 2 years ago
Old? Just wait till you’re in your 70S
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Whoever created a game trying to balance one ball on another, then try to control them deserve this trouble.
jconnors3954 about 2 years ago
Ran out of clubs?
bsisler21 about 2 years ago
What about his left knee? He broke a club over it too.
RabbitDad about 2 years ago
Reminds me of this old chestnut…
A guy is stranded on a desert island for years. One day, he sees a woman in a wetsuit coming up to shore. She sultrily approaches him, unzips her wetsuit part way, and asks how long it’s been since he had a single-malt scotch. She then pulls out a bottle of the expensive stuff. After they share a drink or three, she unzips her wetsuit a little farther and asks when’s the last time he smoked a cuban cigar, removing a box and sharing a smoke with him. FInally she unzips a little farther, revealing a bit more, and asks “Do you want to play around?” And he cries “Don’t tell me you have golf clubs in there!”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Again, the night educators failed. The synthetic molecular building machines got them right, with none of them made of metal.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago
The Sunday newspaper I get makes this comic strip so small that I didn’t even notice the first two frames so I missed the irony of his predicament! ;-p