Poor John.
Bird: “Who are those guys coming this way with hockey sticks?”
Tortoise: “Get me out of here!”
… especially if they phrase it like “Can we play a game with you?”
It’s not quite as bad/hazardous as “Can we have you (over for) dinner?”
Fly him to Australia. Everything there is upside down. So he would be then be right side up when he got there.
Ummm…I think you’ll now be very present for a game of shuffleboard. Yes, right in the middle of it.
Curling.
John doesn’t look roused at all.
Winter at The Villages.
This one will be an interesting entry on the insurance form: “Turned upside down in a game of shuffleboard”…
How about curling?
I don’t know, John, a good push of a shuffleboard stick might just be your salvation.
The bird would be asked to join a game of badminton.
It would be nice if John just let this one slide.
Ice hockey, then?
A little help here, you dodo!
Turn him right side up.
Curling might be worth a spin.
Slide Dukey!!!
I think the bird needs to be more worried about croquet. Especially if there are hedgehogs and playing cards involved.
I guess Nintendo didn’t sue them after all!
Wait, there’s a rousing game of shuffleboard?!?
Bocce ball is all he can handle right now
How about a nice game of curling.
A rousing game of shuffleboard?
Shellcreeper
Kick off when upside down!!
Curling is also a possibility.
Nobody_Important almost 2 years ago
Poor John.
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
Bird: “Who are those guys coming this way with hockey sticks?”
Tortoise: “Get me out of here!”
Doug K almost 2 years ago
… especially if they phrase it like “Can we play a game with you?”
It’s not quite as bad/hazardous as “Can we have you (over for) dinner?”
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fly him to Australia. Everything there is upside down. So he would be then be right side up when he got there.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ummm…I think you’ll now be very present for a game of shuffleboard. Yes, right in the middle of it.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Curling.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
John doesn’t look roused at all.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Winter at The Villages.
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
This one will be an interesting entry on the insurance form: “Turned upside down in a game of shuffleboard”…
rondm66 almost 2 years ago
How about curling?
preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I don’t know, John, a good push of a shuffleboard stick might just be your salvation.
Geophyzz almost 2 years ago
The bird would be asked to join a game of badminton.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
It would be nice if John just let this one slide.
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
Ice hockey, then?
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
A little help here, you dodo!
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Turn him right side up.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Curling might be worth a spin.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Slide Dukey!!!
amaneaux almost 2 years ago
I think the bird needs to be more worried about croquet. Especially if there are hedgehogs and playing cards involved.
tcayer almost 2 years ago
I guess Nintendo didn’t sue them after all!
Pony99CA almost 2 years ago
Wait, there’s a rousing game of shuffleboard?!?
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Bocce ball is all he can handle right now
stamps almost 2 years ago
How about a nice game of curling.
rstanton836 almost 2 years ago
A rousing game of shuffleboard?
youarentjackson almost 2 years ago
Shellcreeper
Kick off when upside down!!
Uncle Kenny almost 2 years ago
Curling is also a possibility.