B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 01, 2023

Poor John.

Bird: “Who are those guys coming this way with hockey sticks?”

Tortoise: “Get me out of here!”

… especially if they phrase it like “Can we play a game with you?”

It’s not quite as bad/hazardous as “Can we have you (over for) dinner?”

Fly him to Australia. Everything there is upside down. So he would be then be right side up when he got there.

Ummm…I think you’ll now be very present for a game of shuffleboard. Yes, right in the middle of it.

Curling.

John doesn’t look roused at all.

This one will be an interesting entry on the insurance form: “Turned upside down in a game of shuffleboard”…

How about curling?

I don’t know, John, a good push of a shuffleboard stick might just be your salvation.

The bird would be asked to join a game of badminton.

It would be nice if John just let this one slide.

Ice hockey, then?

A little help here, you dodo!

Turn him right side up.

Curling might be worth a spin.

Slide Dukey!!!

I think the bird needs to be more worried about croquet. Especially if there are hedgehogs and playing cards involved.

I guess Nintendo didn’t sue them after all!

Wait, there’s a rousing game of shuffleboard?!?

Bocce ball is all he can handle right now

How about a nice game of curling.

A rousing game of shuffleboard?

Shellcreeper

Kick off when upside down!!

Curling is also a possibility.