While at college, I was riding my bike at a high rate of speed, breathing with my mouth wide open. A bug, a fly maybe, flew into my mouth and hit the very back of my throat. About coughed my lungs up. That was long enough ago that bike-mounted water bottles weren’t a thing.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“We had a choice, steak or fish.”
“Oh, yes I remember. I had the lasagna.”
https://youtu.be/4lV5NuGu5yI
Doug K over 1 year ago
Eating (a) fly on the fly.
MikeJ over 1 year ago
While at college, I was riding my bike at a high rate of speed, breathing with my mouth wide open. A bug, a fly maybe, flew into my mouth and hit the very back of my throat. About coughed my lungs up. That was long enough ago that bike-mounted water bottles weren’t a thing.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
TODAY was Turtle day, Turtles are on the move…I had to stop 3 times to get turtles across the road. I almost hit one, I didn’t expect it
gammaguy over 1 year ago
A fly-in meal?
seanfear over 1 year ago
it wasn’t spiced enough though
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Always kept the visor down and cleaned it after a run.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sorry but for our in-flight meals, we are winging it.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
One guy’s meal is another guy’s bug down the throat.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Next time, John, you may want to check your in-flight arrangements…
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Wait till they reach Florida during love bug season, it’ll be a total blackout. Yip yip yip yip yip
rshive over 1 year ago
Just the meal . Not the quality of same.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Now this one is truly a great gag. A very good laugh on a cloudy, frigid day.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ya should have strained it through your teeth! LOL
ladykat over 1 year ago
I don’t think that’s what the tortoise had in mind.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
I’ve heard of flying off the shelves, but never flying into shells!
mindjob over 1 year ago
Flying first class does have it’s benefits
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Could I get a chaser?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
“But the bug wasn’t kosher or halal.”
“What do you care? You aren’t Jewish or Muslim.”
“Because neither of them likes flies either.”
ROSTERM3 over 1 year ago
Is that fast food?
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Turtles love to eat flies, but a tortoise might not.