B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 03, 2023

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    “We had a choice, steak or fish.”

    “Oh, yes I remember. I had the lasagna.”

    https://youtu.be/4lV5NuGu5yI

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Eating (a) fly on the fly.

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    MikeJ  almost 2 years ago

    While at college, I was riding my bike at a high rate of speed, breathing with my mouth wide open. A bug, a fly maybe, flew into my mouth and hit the very back of my throat. About coughed my lungs up. That was long enough ago that bike-mounted water bottles weren’t a thing.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    TODAY was Turtle day, Turtles are on the move…I had to stop 3 times to get turtles across the road. I almost hit one, I didn’t expect it

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    A fly-in meal?

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    it wasn’t spiced enough though

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 2 years ago

    Always kept the visor down and cleaned it after a run.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sorry but for our in-flight meals, we are winging it.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One guy’s meal is another guy’s bug down the throat.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Next time, John, you may want to check your in-flight arrangements…

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    Wait till they reach Florida during love bug season, it’ll be a total blackout. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Just the meal . Not the quality of same.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Now this one is truly a great gag. A very good laugh on a cloudy, frigid day.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ya should have strained it through your teeth! LOL

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think that’s what the tortoise had in mind.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve heard of flying off the shelves, but never flying into shells!

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Flying first class does have it’s benefits

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Could I get a chaser?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    “But the bug wasn’t kosher or halal.”

    “What do you care? You aren’t Jewish or Muslim.”

    “Because neither of them likes flies either.”

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    ROSTERM3  almost 2 years ago

    Is that fast food?

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Turtles love to eat flies, but a tortoise might not.

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