B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 03, 2023

“We had a choice, steak or fish.”

“Oh, yes I remember. I had the lasagna.”

https://youtu.be/4lV5NuGu5yI

Eating (a) fly on the fly.

While at college, I was riding my bike at a high rate of speed, breathing with my mouth wide open. A bug, a fly maybe, flew into my mouth and hit the very back of my throat. About coughed my lungs up. That was long enough ago that bike-mounted water bottles weren’t a thing.

TODAY was Turtle day, Turtles are on the move…I had to stop 3 times to get turtles across the road. I almost hit one, I didn’t expect it

A fly-in meal?

it wasn’t spiced enough though

Always kept the visor down and cleaned it after a run.

Sorry but for our in-flight meals, we are winging it.

One guy’s meal is another guy’s bug down the throat.

Next time, John, you may want to check your in-flight arrangements…

Wait till they reach Florida during love bug season, it’ll be a total blackout. Yip yip yip yip yip

Just the meal . Not the quality of same.

Now this one is truly a great gag. A very good laugh on a cloudy, frigid day.

Ya should have strained it through your teeth! LOL

I don’t think that’s what the tortoise had in mind.

I’ve heard of flying off the shelves, but never flying into shells!

Flying first class does have it’s benefits

Could I get a chaser?

“But the bug wasn’t kosher or halal.”

“What do you care? You aren’t Jewish or Muslim.”

“Because neither of them likes flies either.”

Is that fast food?

Turtles love to eat flies, but a tortoise might not.