B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 30, 2023

First TFB on the Sports Illustrated cover, now this

Double his weight and then call him agent 014.

Sometimes you just have to say it out loud.

Agent Double-Wide Seven.

They made a female Dr. Who, why not a fat Bond? But, realistically, we’ll probably see a female (Jane?) Bond before we have a fat one.

Then they’d have to call it “Paul Blart, Mall Cop.”

Wasn’t that the premise of “Never Say Never Again”?

Fat chance!

They came close with Roger Moore, but then, he was so bland, no one noticed.

Double X 7

I have the same problem with some of my thoughts…sound great in my head, but ridiculous when I say them out loud.

The test….saying it out loud!!!!

Seems to have completely killed that conversation, too.

They seem to be more chilling than conversing anyway.

Why stop there. Make him Fat, Black, transgender, with a NON GENDER female costar and gets shot at the end of the film. Movie will make millions!!!

There you have it. The impetus to the newest female James Bond. I’m thinking there is a real chance for a block buster. I mean for real. They switched up Starbuck and Dr. Who and the world bought off on it. Lets see where it goes and who will be the first Bond Boy.

Live and Let Diet.

But – a fat Bond would never have fit into that one-man submarine!

Some thoughts aren’t.

The advantage of saying something out loud is that you can hear what you just said. The important part is to listen to what you say so that you better know your own thoughts.

As far as James Bond, it is time to kill of 007 and start the next agent with a license to kill, 008.

chris farley would have been perfect

kinda like those “brilliant” ideas one has at 3am

Both Sammo Hung and Donnie Yen made movies called “Enter the Fat Dragon”… ☺

A fat James Bond would still get the babes. Yip yip yip yip yip

Kinda like Elvis?

Nobody would expect it.

(of course, we are great lovers but we try to keep it quiet so women will stop chasing us)

Why not. Apparently every iconic movie or tv figure is fair game now for a drastic remake.

But a fat Bond strapped to a table would take longer for Blofeld to cut through with his laser. Audiences won’t have the patience.

#Inclution. It’s a thing.

Well Nixon did try with Elvis, but paying him in Twinkies did not turn out well. Tricky – Dicky.

Some thing are better unsaid …… or for that matter …… unseen ….. :0

Well, we had Roger Moore. Briefly.

LOLOL — Many of my thoughts are like that …

Fat James Bond. Licensed to Grill.

The chase scene of Old Blofeld and Fat 007 on electric trikes writes itself.

Ah, those ideas that seem so beautiful inside the head, but when sent out into the world, like the Lady of Shallot they’s dead!