B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 30, 2023

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    C  over 1 year ago

    First TFB on the Sports Illustrated cover, now this

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    Double his weight and then call him agent 014.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes you just have to say it out loud.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Agent Double-Wide Seven.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    They made a female Dr. Who, why not a fat Bond? But, realistically, we’ll probably see a female (Jane?) Bond before we have a fat one.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then they’d have to call it “Paul Blart, Mall Cop.”

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wasn’t that the premise of “Never Say Never Again”?

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Fat chance!

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    They came close with Roger Moore, but then, he was so bland, no one noticed.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Double X 7

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    I have the same problem with some of my thoughts…sound great in my head, but ridiculous when I say them out loud.

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    The test….saying it out loud!!!!

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Seems to have completely killed that conversation, too.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They seem to be more chilling than conversing anyway.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    Why stop there. Make him Fat, Black, transgender, with a NON GENDER female costar and gets shot at the end of the film. Movie will make millions!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There you have it. The impetus to the newest female James Bond. I’m thinking there is a real chance for a block buster. I mean for real. They switched up Starbuck and Dr. Who and the world bought off on it. Lets see where it goes and who will be the first Bond Boy.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Live and Let Diet.

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    Diat60  over 1 year ago

    But – a fat Bond would never have fit into that one-man submarine!

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    ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Some thoughts aren’t.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    The advantage of saying something out loud is that you can hear what you just said. The important part is to listen to what you say so that you better know your own thoughts.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    As far as James Bond, it is time to kill of 007 and start the next agent with a license to kill, 008.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    chris farley would have been perfect

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    kinda like those “brilliant” ideas one has at 3am

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Both Sammo Hung and Donnie Yen made movies called “Enter the Fat Dragon”… ☺

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    A fat James Bond would still get the babes. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    tiomax  over 1 year ago

    Kinda like Elvis?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    Nobody would expect it.

    (of course, we are great lovers but we try to keep it quiet so women will stop chasing us)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why not. Apparently every iconic movie or tv figure is fair game now for a drastic remake.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    But a fat Bond strapped to a table would take longer for Blofeld to cut through with his laser. Audiences won’t have the patience.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago

    #Inclution. It’s a thing.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Well Nixon did try with Elvis, but paying him in Twinkies did not turn out well. Tricky – Dicky.

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    Some thing are better unsaid …… or for that matter …… unseen ….. :0

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    hubbard3188  over 1 year ago

    Well, we had Roger Moore. Briefly.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    LOLOL — Many of my thoughts are like that …

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 1 year ago

    Fat James Bond. Licensed to Grill.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    The chase scene of Old Blofeld and Fat 007 on electric trikes writes itself.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ah, those ideas that seem so beautiful inside the head, but when sent out into the world, like the Lady of Shallot they’s dead!

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