I don’t want to know.
Eh?
Beats a moonroof.
That was a bird brained idea…….
Can you scratch my back?
It’s called a soft landing…
Sure! What did you think was inside that crunchy outer coating?
Great, now your name will be “Squishy”!
You probably don’t want to know bird.
Look before you land!!!!!
Global warming?
I guess the sunroof was open.
birds roost on sun roof, leave presents?
Squish, because the shell is part of the turtle’s skeleton. He just opened up his innards!
Squishy!
Better find a river!
They’ve a cesspool in there … or is it an overflowing Wisconsin Mound Soil Absorption System drain field? (As a young boy, we rented an old farmhouse that had one … it attracted lots of frogs, which attracted lots of snakes. Heaven for me ….)
Probably landed in a big spot of suntan lotion. With the sunroof open, you don’t want to risk a sunburn. That could be painful.
Somehow I see turtle soup in his future
Ugh ….
Uh uh… Cicero!
squish- he didn’t make the turtles bladder gladder
oldthang 6 months ago
I don’t want to know.
Gent 6 months ago
Eh?
danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago
Beats a moonroof.
incognito 6 months ago
That was a bird brained idea…….
Doug K 6 months ago
Can you scratch my back?
Troglodyte 6 months ago
It’s called a soft landing…
PoochFan 6 months ago
Sure! What did you think was inside that crunchy outer coating?
jagedlo 6 months ago
Great, now your name will be “Squishy”!
Just-me 6 months ago
You probably don’t want to know bird.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Look before you land!!!!!
txq 6 months ago
Global warming?
ladykat 6 months ago
I guess the sunroof was open.
sandpiper 6 months ago
birds roost on sun roof, leave presents?
tcayer 6 months ago
Squish, because the shell is part of the turtle’s skeleton. He just opened up his innards!
Amra Leo 6 months ago
Squishy!
Christopher Gilbert 6 months ago
Better find a river!
zeexenon 6 months ago
They’ve a cesspool in there … or is it an overflowing Wisconsin Mound Soil Absorption System drain field? (As a young boy, we rented an old farmhouse that had one … it attracted lots of frogs, which attracted lots of snakes. Heaven for me ….)
TexTech 6 months ago
Probably landed in a big spot of suntan lotion. With the sunroof open, you don’t want to risk a sunburn. That could be painful.
mindjob 6 months ago
Somehow I see turtle soup in his future
markkahler52 6 months ago
Ugh ….
s.gottlieb 6 months ago
Uh uh… Cicero!
dbrucepm 6 months ago
squish- he didn’t make the turtles bladder gladder