B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 02, 2024

“No worries. I have a new replacement shell on order from Amazon Prime.”

for Hvns sake … who trusts a bird named D**kie!!? o_O

The censor bot will not allow me to print the bird’s name.

That’s quite a gust of wind. John is a D-I-Yer.

Let’s hope it won’t rain.

Ah the rare inverted shell tortoise.

That’s the tune most of us sing from time to time.

Great. Now D—kie will have a flat deck to view from.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

Try duki.

……and that was some hard work!!!

Skylights and Moon Roof.

Makes for a far better landing strip for the bird as well.

You survive any way you can.

Made a better landing spot for D bird.

Did he fill in the holes on top, that used to be his bottom?

“TURTLES GOT SAWS!” d;o)

well, the censor is a dodo

Moral: Never do a somersault downwind.

Good thing he used financing to buy his tools from Home Depot, because tortoises don’t make much pay

Give him points for ingenuity. He faced his problem and found a workable solution.

Impressive solution.

LOLOL — Needs must …

Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?

Will the holes in his “roof” mean he’ll get wet when it rains?

A sacrifice

I swear, I’ve followed this strip for perhaps five decades, and this is the FIRST time I remember seeing this bird having a name…………………

I’ve seen John completely exit his shell before. So why didn’t he just climb out the front hole, stand up, and flip his shell back over? I don’t recall seeing the bird’s name before. I do however, remember when “He” was considered to be a “she”. “She” once had a fling with a male pelican, and “she” was referred to as John’s girlfriend.