I’ve seen John completely exit his shell before. So why didn’t he just climb out the front hole, stand up, and flip his shell back over? I don’t recall seeing the bird’s name before. I do however, remember when “He” was considered to be a “she”. “She” once had a fling with a male pelican, and “she” was referred to as John’s girlfriend.
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
“No worries. I have a new replacement shell on order from Amazon Prime.”
seanfear 5 months ago
for Hvns sake … who trusts a bird named D**kie!!? o_O
sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago
The censor bot will not allow me to print the bird’s name.
angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago
That’s quite a gust of wind. John is a D-I-Yer.
Morriss H. 5 months ago
Let’s hope it won’t rain.
Gent 5 months ago
Ah the rare inverted shell tortoise.
sandpiper 5 months ago
That’s the tune most of us sing from time to time.
preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago
Great. Now D—kie will have a flat deck to view from.
rshive 5 months ago
Necessity is the mother of invention.
figuratively speaking 5 months ago
Try duki.
rockyridge1977 5 months ago
……and that was some hard work!!!
goboboyd 5 months ago
Skylights and Moon Roof.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago
Makes for a far better landing strip for the bird as well.
ladykat 5 months ago
You survive any way you can.
jconnors3954 5 months ago
Made a better landing spot for D bird.
Larrycleve 5 months ago
Did he fill in the holes on top, that used to be his bottom?
JPuzzleWhiz 5 months ago
“TURTLES GOT SAWS!” d;o)
HOTLOTUS1 5 months ago
well, the censor is a dodo
zeexenon 5 months ago
Moral: Never do a somersault downwind.
mindjob 5 months ago
Good thing he used financing to buy his tools from Home Depot, because tortoises don’t make much pay
paullp Premium Member 5 months ago
Give him points for ingenuity. He faced his problem and found a workable solution.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 5 months ago
Impressive solution.
pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago
LOLOL — Needs must …
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 5 months ago
Will the holes in his “roof” mean he’ll get wet when it rains?
Gamerkillss 5 months ago
A sacrifice
LNER4472 Premium Member 5 months ago
I swear, I’ve followed this strip for perhaps five decades, and this is the FIRST time I remember seeing this bird having a name…………………
DKHenderson 5 months ago
I’ve seen John completely exit his shell before. So why didn’t he just climb out the front hole, stand up, and flip his shell back over? I don’t recall seeing the bird’s name before. I do however, remember when “He” was considered to be a “she”. “She” once had a fling with a male pelican, and “she” was referred to as John’s girlfriend.