B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 02, 2024

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    “No worries. I have a new replacement shell on order from Amazon Prime.”

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    for Hvns sake … who trusts a bird named D**kie!!? o_O

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago

    The censor bot will not allow me to print the bird’s name.

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s quite a gust of wind. John is a D-I-Yer.

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    Morriss H.  5 months ago

    Let’s hope it won’t rain.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Ah the rare inverted shell tortoise.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    That’s the tune most of us sing from time to time.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Great. Now D—kie will have a flat deck to view from.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    Necessity is the mother of invention.

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    figuratively speaking  5 months ago

    Try duki.

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    ……and that was some hard work!!!

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Skylights and Moon Roof.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Makes for a far better landing strip for the bird as well.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    You survive any way you can.

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    jconnors3954  5 months ago

    Made a better landing spot for D bird.

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    Larrycleve  5 months ago

    Did he fill in the holes on top, that used to be his bottom?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  5 months ago

    “TURTLES GOT SAWS!” d;o)

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    HOTLOTUS1  5 months ago

    well, the censor is a dodo

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Moral: Never do a somersault downwind.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Good thing he used financing to buy his tools from Home Depot, because tortoises don’t make much pay

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    Give him points for ingenuity. He faced his problem and found a workable solution.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Impressive solution.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 5 months ago

    LOLOL — Needs must …

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  5 months ago

    Will the holes in his “roof” mean he’ll get wet when it rains?

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    Gamerkillss  5 months ago

    A sacrifice

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    LNER4472 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I swear, I’ve followed this strip for perhaps five decades, and this is the FIRST time I remember seeing this bird having a name…………………

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    DKHenderson  5 months ago

    I’ve seen John completely exit his shell before. So why didn’t he just climb out the front hole, stand up, and flip his shell back over? I don’t recall seeing the bird’s name before. I do however, remember when “He” was considered to be a “she”. “She” once had a fling with a male pelican, and “she” was referred to as John’s girlfriend.

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