I hit a worm burner off the men’s T and it the women’s T marker, shot back and I ducked just in time. So now I’m 25 feet further away from the hole than when I started.
So is Peter addressing B.C. or Mastroianni? Or both?I’ve never played golf myself, but I don’t think that I would try whacking a ball at a tree that was only a couple feet away.
Reminds me of the Clampets playing “bill e yards” and explaining afterward that it was a lot like ricochet shooting they did for fun, lighting matches with the ricochet off an irregular rock with a rifle shot or something like that.
(Part of the fun of the show was how people thought they would be easy swindles but somehow weren’t.)
Amazing things happen on the golf course. I was once playing at Morack with a group of three Indian chaps. One of them – a huge man – hit off to the left of the tee, hit a large tree, it bounced back toward another tree, bounced back to hit the first tree again and then bounced back into the fairway to hit a poor duck minding its own business. The duck was OK, but the sounds were amazing; from the smack of his club, three bounces and the squawk of the duck, we were literally ROFL. Absolutely true, and sadly only we 4 saw it.
I don’t know… I killed a goose one time when I shanked the H out of a drive next to a wetland on the edge of a tee. So, anything is possible with a golf club.
Picccaaaaso 6 months ago
2 golfers with one ball! or something alone those lines
oldthang 6 months ago
I can’t argue with that!
Ivy Valory Premium Member 6 months ago
That’s some truth, right there. Masterful planning.
Imagine 6 months ago
Well, golf.
Doug K 6 months ago
When is golf like baseball? … Strike One. Strike Two. Strike Three.
BigDaveGlass 6 months ago
And you standing behind him, Peter, says what?
Farside99 6 months ago
That’s OK, look at some Rube Goldberg inventions (although he never had these great sound effects).
Daniel Verburg 6 months ago
Is this Hart’s or Mastroianni’s idea ?
Enter.Name.Here 6 months ago
The sight of cavemen playing golf with metal clubs and plastic coated balls never ceases to amaze me.
Charles 6 months ago
I’ve been golfing a half dozen times. Managed to hit myself with the ball every single time.
Purple People Eater 6 months ago
Where’s the bird that grabs the ball in mid-air and drops it right in the hole?
Lomax9er7 6 months ago
The B.C. Players have their shtick down pretty good.
wongo 6 months ago
Wak, Bok, Zok & Bif, all guys I used to hang out with in high school. Amazing!
hariseldon59 6 months ago
Biff and Zok would make good nicknames for these two.
Mediatech 6 months ago
After calling “Fore”, he needs to add “Aft, Starboard, and Port”.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
They look to be one Stooge short.
mindjob 6 months ago
He’s been studying Efren Reyes bank shots
Gent 6 months ago
Well this the second most exciting golf game me is ever see.
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Not room for “Fore”?
blakerl 6 months ago
Now does each “BOK” “BIFF” and “ZOK” count as a stroke under the rules of golf? ? ?
Just-me 6 months ago
All excellent reasons not to play golf.
rshive 6 months ago
He appears to be left-handed. So it’s sort of expected.
ladykat 6 months ago
Ouch!
mruch 6 months ago
I hit a worm burner off the men’s T and it the women’s T marker, shot back and I ducked just in time. So now I’m 25 feet further away from the hole than when I started.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago
Those sounds are very familiar. Do I hear Rick O’Shay and his Timpani Troupe?
DKHenderson 6 months ago
So is Peter addressing B.C. or Mastroianni? Or both?I’ve never played golf myself, but I don’t think that I would try whacking a ball at a tree that was only a couple feet away.
Skeptical Meg 6 months ago
Ah. The old WAK – BOK – ZOK – BIFF triple play.
curtlyon19 6 months ago
Ow
zeexenon 6 months ago
Wow … almost two holes in one.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
…and he’s driving straight into the tree why??
goboboyd 6 months ago
Replay the first panel in slow-motion, and enhance the sound effects, it’s even better. Perhaps a laugh track.
danno12345 6 months ago
Reminds me of the Chipshot.com superbowl commercial (look it up!)
Silence Dogood Premium Member 6 months ago
Well, Sir Isaac wasn’t there yet to tell them about equal and opposite reactions…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 6 months ago
Reminds me of the Clampets playing “bill e yards” and explaining afterward that it was a lot like ricochet shooting they did for fun, lighting matches with the ricochet off an irregular rock with a rifle shot or something like that.
(Part of the fun of the show was how people thought they would be easy swindles but somehow weren’t.)
Strawberry King 6 months ago
Comedy creativity is still alive and well!
pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago
LOLOL — FUNNY
bwswolf 6 months ago
If you “ONLY” have so much space ……. you just have to everything “IN” that space ….. ;)
aikidoshi 6 months ago
Amazing things happen on the golf course. I was once playing at Morack with a group of three Indian chaps. One of them – a huge man – hit off to the left of the tee, hit a large tree, it bounced back toward another tree, bounced back to hit the first tree again and then bounced back into the fairway to hit a poor duck minding its own business. The duck was OK, but the sounds were amazing; from the smack of his club, three bounces and the squawk of the duck, we were literally ROFL. Absolutely true, and sadly only we 4 saw it.
hubbard3188 6 months ago
I don’t know… I killed a goose one time when I shanked the H out of a drive next to a wetland on the edge of a tee. So, anything is possible with a golf club.