B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 17, 2024

Well, that’ll tickle Jane’s fancy!

well ….. how’s the humidity there, pal?

What ever you do, DON’T WIGGLE!

That poor camo lizard. Gives more meaning to the phrase ‘being stuck between a rock and a hard face.’

Bummer………

Hmm … Well that didn’t work.

You got to know when to hold still, know when to blend in, and know when to run.

That can not be a pretty POV.

He must be feeling a complete @$$

“Bet I can (GASP!) guess your weight!”

I shudder to think what colour he’s changing to now…..

I pray that she did a good job of " wiping " ?

If it were a Gila Monster she would have got a venomous bite in the butt.

That’s a sad way to get extinct. Noooo!

“What a revolting development this is.” Charles Riley, The Thing and Daffy Duck.

Not his proudest moment, indeed. He goes Camo when she is going Commando. Ew David.

“It’s not easy being Camo…”

“Mama said there’d be days like this…”

Moving into a new Phase in his life…

Ew.

Are we seeing the evolution of teeth?

At least he’s warm…

I think after fat butt stands up, you’ll see one squashed chameleon?

Wow, could there be anything worse than being a butt nugget for the fat broad??

Ouch!

Wait for the fart

Don’t want to know what color he is now!

Well isn’t this cheeky. Caught between a rock and a fart place!

not much of a view

If she farts, it’s curtains

I think we can see a smile developing on Jane’s face and perhaps a bit of flush

I am astounded that he is still able to produce thought bubbles.

I hate when I have a hair on my tongue.

Oh, the torture. Please don’t rip one, lady. He’s going through enough already.

Like that old toon about the hefty old woman looking for her cat who’s looking perturbed wedged between her butt cheeks.

This reminds me of the one in Speechless by Len Borozinski, the chubby woman is putting up lost flyers for her little dog who is stuck where the ‘broad’ is sitting, if you get my meaning. You can find his work in his FB account, Boro’s Whimsey

WOW! Than happened to my teddy bear once. My parents had over for dinner a co-worker of my dad’s. B I G guy. I was very little and when my bedtime came, shortly after dinner, Teddy was nowhere to be found. AT ALL!!!! Come morning, there he was….smooshed firmly in the cushion our guest had been occupying. sigh.

Crunch time.

A reptile suppository.

I’ll bet he would think it was his proudest moment if it was Grace (formally known as “Cute Chick”) who sat on him!

should have been gray