Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.
seanfear 20 days ago
that would make the sport more …. exciting, i presume? o_O
blunebottle 20 days ago
Might still not be extinct, actually.
oldthang 20 days ago
Another reason I never wanted to surf.
electricshadow Premium Member 20 days ago
Jason Statham, you are not.
silberdistel 20 days ago
How does it work on this…thing?
incognito 20 days ago
This tail is too hard to swallow…….
Purple People Eater 20 days ago
Surfing was invented in Polynesia about 1600 years ago.
gammaguy 20 days ago
Looks like he’s had a surfeit of surfing.
dcdete. 20 days ago
Do you mean the megalodon hasn’t gone extinct yet, even though the trees have all gone extinct?
I haven’t seen a tree in B.C. since August 05, 2022!
Kornfield Kounty 20 days ago
Fred ‘Troy’ Flintstone and Jimmy Darrock [Surfin’ Craze] in Surfin’ Fred (The Flintstones)
mindjob 20 days ago
Getting limbs bitten off by sharks hasn’t stopped some surfers form surfing
Count Olaf Premium Member 20 days ago
Jaws: The Beginning
rockyridge1977 20 days ago
That’s a lot of teeth!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 20 days ago
Look like a Seal get eaten like a Seal !
Angry Indeed Premium Member 20 days ago
That’s a healthy bite. Now, let’s look at those gums!
sandpiper 20 days ago
There was a tree on 08-23 but it didn’t last.
wildlandwaters 20 days ago
I’m surprised he’s still standing!
zeexenon 20 days ago
That’s only a baby nibble for the roughage. From the YouTube drone videos on those, I’d insist on a glass bottom style and bayou boat 500 HP fan.
flagmichael 20 days ago
Wipeout!
bwswolf 20 days ago
That takes a bite …….. out of the sport ……. :)
awcoffman 20 days ago
We’re gonna need a bigger board.
WentHulk 20 days ago
A meg wouldn’t bother with such a small meal.
Strawberry King 20 days ago
Hang ten!
samadartson 20 days ago
Hang ten! Ouch! Hang five! Ooch! Hang on…!
bobtoledo 20 days ago
But it’s the sport that counts.
eddi-TBH 20 days ago
Those boards make nifty toothpicks for a Great White.
wildlandwaters 19 days ago
man… that really bites!
tinstar 19 days ago
Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.