Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.
seanfear 3 months ago
that would make the sport more …. exciting, i presume? o_O
blunebottle 3 months ago
Might still not be extinct, actually.
oldthang 3 months ago
Another reason I never wanted to surf.
electricshadow Premium Member 3 months ago
Jason Statham, you are not.
silberdistel 3 months ago
How does it work on this…thing?
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
This tail is too hard to swallow…….
Purple People Eater 3 months ago
Surfing was invented in Polynesia about 1600 years ago.
gammaguy 3 months ago
Looks like he’s had a surfeit of surfing.
dcdete. 3 months ago
Do you mean the megalodon hasn’t gone extinct yet, even though the trees have all gone extinct?
I haven’t seen a tree in B.C. since August 05, 2022!
Kornfield Kounty 3 months ago
Fred ‘Troy’ Flintstone and Jimmy Darrock [Surfin’ Craze] in Surfin’ Fred (The Flintstones)
mindjob 3 months ago
Getting limbs bitten off by sharks hasn’t stopped some surfers form surfing
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Jaws: The Beginning
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
That’s a lot of teeth!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
Look like a Seal get eaten like a Seal !
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s a healthy bite. Now, let’s look at those gums!
sandpiper 3 months ago
There was a tree on 08-23 but it didn’t last.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
I’m surprised he’s still standing!
zeexenon 3 months ago
That’s only a baby nibble for the roughage. From the YouTube drone videos on those, I’d insist on a glass bottom style and bayou boat 500 HP fan.
flagmichael 3 months ago
Wipeout!
bwswolf 3 months ago
That takes a bite …….. out of the sport ……. :)
awcoffman 3 months ago
We’re gonna need a bigger board.
WentHulk 3 months ago
A meg wouldn’t bother with such a small meal.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Hang ten!
samadartson 3 months ago
Hang ten! Ouch! Hang five! Ooch! Hang on…!
bobtoledo Premium Member 3 months ago
But it’s the sport that counts.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Those boards make nifty toothpicks for a Great White.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
man… that really bites!
tinstar 3 months ago
Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.