B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 26, 2025

Okay then

Be careful what you wish for.

That was quick. Now be quicker.

Running is a great wa… Run!

To my Christian brothers and sisters: Never EVER pray for patience. Trust me on this one.

Hey, round is a shape.

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR ! ! !

Run!!

haha good one

We’ll run with that.

Granted.

The physiotherapist was not amused when I turned up for a session wearing a t-shirt with a running stick man being chased by a with the logo “Some motivation required”. That was a painful session that day.

hey, it works!

Minutes earlier, the dinosaur wished that he could get an easy meal.

Be careful what you wish for

I’m in shape… Round.

be careful what you wish for

You can start by bringing the impulses buy elliptical trainer you got on QVC last summer out of the basement, taking it out of the box and… that’s enough for now. Its a good start.

And he wished for a light snack.

I do not need the drive to get in shape! So do not bring the dinosaurs back.

The fun begins…….

There was a wishing well gag (I forget where I saw it, but it wasn’t “B.C.”) where a woman threw a coin in a well and said “I wish my husband found me attractive.” The well zapped her into a young, hunky man.

“Hello dere…”

Don’t look now …

On your mark, get set, GO!

(O,O)

His wish is answered. The t-Rex got his wish too.

That’ll do it!

granted… now it’s that big guys turn. :g

Don’t hide in the outhouse.

Be careful what you wish for, or at least how you wish for it

As Mel Brooks said, “2000 years ago, fear was the main mode of transportation.”

I think inspiration is about to strike

That’ll do it……LOL

Jack better be nimble, Jack better be quick!

Stop the snacking and exercise. Or, be the snack.

Since that worked so well, next time he’ll wish for cash

Not even Dino Dan can get this retiree off my easy chair during my afternoon nap. And he often joins me.

Run? I hate running, where’s my bike???

Be careful what you wish for

Don’t look now, but somebody seems to think you’re already in perfect shape…

Be careful what you ask for. You just might get it.

Hellooooo

I’d be a great shape if I was a pear.

careful what you wish for