Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 21, 2024

Nate is cooked

March 31st, 2023…

Don’t do it Nate. Even now NATE’S friends are telling him to break up with Daphne!

Or actually just talk to Daphne? At least without her “friends” around.

So Teddy said they are perfect for each other and then says to dump her, that is just terrible advice

Teddy is genuinely the last person Nate should take advice from (cough cough Paige)

Oh this was the worst part ..you know it’s coming . It’s her not him ;)

Nate, don’t you dare!

TEDDY NO.

Dont do it. Have her come to him with the mean girls on one side, the mean boys on the other.

There goes the sympathy. Nate’s feeling down, and Teddy’s making him feel even downer

Preemptive breakup. Not a new idea. George Costanza tried that on Seinfeld about 30 years ago. It didn’t work out too well

Rumors are propaganda waiting to grow up.

Oh no…

Bad advice! Don’t take it, Nate!

oof teddy is actually bringing the downfall of nate romantic life or at least advising him in that manner :/ 6/10

bruh why is teddy so insensitive like that

Teddy, that’s a horrible idea. It hasn’t happened, so there might be a chance it doesn’t happen. Think like that, Nate!

If they break up ima forever have a problem with those girls.

And it will turn out she couldn’t hang with him, cause she had to work on her science project. Women hate insecurity. That’s why she’ll end up dumping him.

wait what?!

That’s not how this is supposed to work!!!

I don’t like where this is going…

Riiiiiiiight Teddy. Way to be positive

What a dumb idea! Why would you dump someone that you like for no reason? Man, this entire week is a tragedy.

OK – THIS is the plot twist! He will dump her and she doesn’t want to!

Not a good idea at all Teddy

Huh… Nate’s friends want to go Daphne’s friends route!

Oh no…. Don’t break her heart, Nate! You’re not that much of a jerk!

If he does, I am done.

Keep your own counsel in such matters.

Nate’s friends:Are you ready for the transmogrification of your relationship?

Nate; I just need more TIME

Big oof right there

Im so done Teddy what the heck you are on to NOTHING This already mid arc just got worse _

No, no, no. That is not the solution!

Don’t do it! Romeo & Juliet ended badly.

So what’s gonna happen is Nate breaks up with her after she decided she didn’t want to break up with him, and then everybody feels bad. Awesome.

More bad advice from “well meaning” friends.

That’s not gonna help

No, tell her how much you appreciate her and why you appreciate her. Be specific. She won’t want to break up with you after that.

THIS IS THE WORST ARC EVER!!! 0/100 Daphnie is the best girl Nate’s ever had!!!

Teddy is an idiot.

Thought teddy would make him feel better…

This looks like a lesson in following your own heart and not what others say.

Bad idea Nate. Don’t do it.

Teddy go bite a python

BRO NATE, NO!!!! This is literally how most of his relationship end poorly, because he does something stupid. For example, with Kelly, he BROKE UP WITH HER USING A DETENTION SLIP AFTER JUST FINDING OUT JENNY WAS SINGLE! Then, right when he lost Kelly, Jenny gets a boyfriend. If Nate has any sense or if there is hope tomorrow, he won’t try and break up with Daphne because I believe he doesn’t want to do that. That’s just a dumb idea from Teddy

no… No… NO… NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of the story: Don’t listen to your friends for relationship advice.

Dude, you’re a moron.

Yeah, Nate, you dump Daphne first!

Strip rating: 5/10 I feel like we all know that they’re about to call it quits…

that was tHE WORST IDEA EVER

BOO TEDDY

That’s strike two. One more and I’m gone.

Nothing like telegraphing the play. Now this has become predictable. I hope I’m proven incorrect

The ship is about to sink with nate

NOT a good idea.

….this is not unlike a certain “luxury liner” goin’ down on its maiden voyage…….Geeze-Louise!……

wonder what the end will be?

Nate, don’t do it!!!

Well, you can see where this is headed….

NO, NATE. DON’T YOU DARE DO THAT.

Eh, I don’t like where this is going

WORST ADVICE EVER!!!

Daphne is too smart to actually do what those girls said, and I’m hoping Nate is smart enough to ignore Teddy. The smart thing to do would be to just talk it over. Daphne brings out the best in Nate, and Nate in Daphne.

I wonder if Mr. Pierce still reads the comments. His last comment was back in December, so maybe…?

No rating today. I just don’t feel like it.

yeah, no way in heck they’re going to break up.

I thought Teddy would at least care a LITTLE, but I guess I was wrong, and if Teddy isn’t nice, I don’t think Francis would be either.

I’m probably guessing Peirce wants them to stay together.

Imagine out of this arc comes a total reform from Nate? thoughts, people?

Say everyone, Lucas Debus is the author-artist of “Wannabe”.

Check it out. It is a really good cartoon, that, like FurBabies, is actually funny

Really Teddy? Here are reasons why Nate and his girlfriends broke up: Abby Wilson, for 5 minutes and 10 seconds. Reason: She changed her mind. Angie, 7 months. Reason: She wanted to go out with Dan Labreque. Kelly, appeared in July 10, 2001 and broke up in April 11th, 2002 because Nate wanted to go out with Jenny, so he broke up with her on the back of a detention slip. (Really, Nate?) She didn’t like it and finally split, but unfortunately for Nate Jenny started dating, so he broke up with Kelly for nothing. Trudy, October 15, 2015 to March 25, 2016. Reason: He broke up with her because she refused to let him see his friends, and he missed them. Daphine: May to ?. She appeared in March 30, 2023 and started dating in May. But lately, people think that she is not good enough for Nate. I hope they don’t break up!

Can we please discuss how Daphne’s hair went from orange to brown back to orange

man, teddy can be such a(censored) at times, but still pretty funny. 6/10

Don’t do it Nate—-she’s NOT going to break up with you…………..

ted how dose dumping daphine gonna solve the issue?

Don’t do it.

-15/10, Teddy is just being stupid. Look at Nate!

Nate is getting all the worst, here.

I feel like they’re gonna run into each other and there’ll be like a big silence

Does everyone here have stupid friends?

Noooooooooooooooo :’(

ngl Nate’s friends are kinda horrible sometimes. You don’t realize it since they’re like part of the “main cast” but they really do suck sometimes

nate would never want to do that.

i hope he doesnt

Don’t even…….

This really stretched out

This might be an unfortunate twist…

NO NO NO! She just needs to get away from her friends and come to her own mind. PLEASE don’t make them break up!

Noooooooo