Ripped from the Headlines "Louisiana student punished by school for dancing at private party. "They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself,” Timonet told a local news outlet. “That I wasn’t basically following God’s ideals, which made me cry even more.” (The Guardian 10-7-23)
So “Be fruitful and multiply” is somehow supposed to be done without “lust”? In other words, “Do it, but don’t enjoy it”? Then why does it feel so good?
And if “Man” was made in God’s image, does that mean God has genitals? And if so, for what purpose?
Too many contradictions for me to believe they were ordained by a rational God who wanted to instruct us. More likely by various humans at various times trying to understand what previous various humans had said.
If you notice the similarity between their noses, I wonder if someone other than Opus may have felt (and reacted to) “lust for a Penguin?” Hmmm, genes don’t lie. Of course, it could be a mere coincidence…of course. Rule 39: “There is no such thing as a coincidence.” – L. J. Gibbs, NCIS
Izzy Moreno 12 months ago
It’s those tight buns, Opus.
They’re so… lustful.
Alexander the Good Enough 12 months ago
Sounds like the typical HOA, only with feeling.
Yontrop 12 months ago
Opus is (or may be) a penguin but I’m not convinced he has committed lust.
Dobby53 Premium Member 12 months ago
Ripped from the Headlines "Louisiana student punished by school for dancing at private party. "They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself,” Timonet told a local news outlet. “That I wasn’t basically following God’s ideals, which made me cry even more.” (The Guardian 10-7-23)
Chithing Premium Member 12 months ago
Religion doing what it does best, clearing out anyone who doesn’t believe the way they do.
TampaFanatic1 12 months ago
Mr Binkley and the voting majority want a “kinder, gentler” boarding house.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 12 months ago
this is where BC started to contract. it was as if they all lived in one boarding house.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
The old heave ho. ☹️
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 12 months ago
The religion has been perverted to just HATE everyone and everything!!
Bob Blumenfeld 12 months ago
So “Be fruitful and multiply” is somehow supposed to be done without “lust”? In other words, “Do it, but don’t enjoy it”? Then why does it feel so good?
And if “Man” was made in God’s image, does that mean God has genitals? And if so, for what purpose?
Too many contradictions for me to believe they were ordained by a rational God who wanted to instruct us. More likely by various humans at various times trying to understand what previous various humans had said.
JSH in Dover 12 months ago
If you notice the similarity between their noses, I wonder if someone other than Opus may have felt (and reacted to) “lust for a Penguin?” Hmmm, genes don’t lie. Of course, it could be a mere coincidence…of course. Rule 39: “There is no such thing as a coincidence.” – L. J. Gibbs, NCIS
Kabana_Bhoy 12 months ago
Looks like Opus is headed for “The Last House on the Block”.
sobrown51 12 months ago
My HOA rules never mentioned “Penguin Lust”.
smsrt 12 months ago
And Steve is the model of lustless propriety?
Ray Helvy Premium Member 12 months ago
Oh! He was doing so well, but then he crossed the line there, at the end!
dwdl21 12 months ago
Typical religious scum.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
“Hypocritical Hijinx Lead Local Perv To Hit The Road” – Bloom Beacon headline tomorrow
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Tom Binkley, fighting the Good Fight against Penguin Lust?
Mr. Penguin Opus , you have been marked with a Scarlet Letter. Begone!
Wait a minute. What about forgiveness? The Bloom Boarding House needs its lovable penguin!
einarbt 11 months ago
Ah, and now Mr. Binkley goes away feeling the warm glow of righteousness having been the typical religious $%&#$ that he is.