Perhaps aliens have been here…..but why should we think they come to visit us rather than check on an experiment they started a hundred thousand years ago?
I never have understood why aliens would take such an ogling interest in Earthling females. Wouldn’t that be something like us going “hubba hubba” over amoebas?
Izzy Moreno 11 months ago
Intelligence has always been alien.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 months ago
They’re insurrectionists!!! They have the same demands as Trump’s minions!!!
miztrniceguy 11 months ago
Aliens lock their spaceship doors when they fly past the Earth
Egrayjames 11 months ago
Perhaps aliens have been here…..but why should we think they come to visit us rather than check on an experiment they started a hundred thousand years ago?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 11 months ago
shouldn’t there be a ‘mad man in a box’ ready to stop them?
delphigod 11 months ago
Well I, for one, would like to welcome our Zygorthian Overlords.
Zapbessacarr 11 months ago
Is that ship height 1/2 mile or just 1/2 a mule?
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“Zygort Needs Women!” (Mars must have snitched on us… ☺)
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 11 months ago
From their point of view, we are the aliens.
ChukLitl Premium Member 11 months ago
Too many preservatives & other chemicals in humans these days. It’d probably even poison the compost.
UlrigJaeger Premium Member 11 months ago
Just wait for it! The Aliens will decide it is not worth the time or expenditure of munitions to eliminate us. We are during such a fine job as it is.
Fennec! at the Disco 11 months ago
I never have understood why aliens would take such an ogling interest in Earthling females. Wouldn’t that be something like us going “hubba hubba” over amoebas?
johnec 11 months ago
It’s true.
I eat steak.
And I stare luridly at the cows that live in the field next door.
Well, not really. Doesn’t make much sense to stare luridly at your food source, does it?!
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
About time you guys showed up. Now the earth will unify to drive you away. Just as soon as we elect a leader.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Oliver is in a state of “First Contact Shock”! He didn’t even hear the scary Zygorthian plans for human cattle….
smsrt 11 months ago
Little hint here young Zygorthian: Oliver Wendell Jones is not your pithy little human. You’re in for it now, buster.