Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 18, 2018

Red alert! It’s not a broom. Leave the room. Seek shelter immediately. Possibly forever!

and georgia’s signature, “nope!”

you’ve brought back the wrath of the vacuum, guys!

“I’m mrs. Voorhees, I’m an old friend of the kitties…”

i wouldn’t have the energy to pick the vacuum back up like that!

Spoiler alert

The alternative would be grandma’s plastic couch protector. For me, a blanket or sheet stays on my couch and taken off for company.

Pucky isn’t cut out for crime – note how guilty he looks in panel two!

That’s odd! The Woman doesn’t look happy or even grateful! She obviously doesn’t understand how the boys are putting themselves out for the sake of the household. (Sometimes the people just have no clue)!

I think, I know this feel soon :D Hello, everybody! Upd8 with my new kitten) We called her Murka, this is in English like Purrry, but in Russian this name means smb strong and with strong… temper? In few first hours Murka was really scary of Pussya (means very smart, but dangerous fur crocodile :3), because the little kitty make a poop in unacceptable place, after that Pussya start to immediately educate her. Murka doesn’t like that: she’s roar at elder cat, but our Baba Pussya tried to calm down baby cat. Today’s night was hard for baba) But in the morning their relationship became little bit better) Murka star to explore her new home, Pussya whatches her) Some photos: https://pp.userapi.com/c621511/v621511830/767db/yff0ZPsmc0E.jpg and https://pp.userapi.com/c846524/v846524830/28f35/o32M9ZZ9C2E.jpg and https://pp.userapi.com/c846216/v846216830/2971c/fkSN9uEGYck.jpg Say gpod luck for my furry little kittens =)

Oh nooooo! It’s the Revenge of the Vacuum!{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{*all* who sent hugs, prayers, thoughts, bumps, boops, and good vibes yesterday}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I deeply appreciate it. My dad came through his surgery just fine, no complications. And poor hubby got saddled with a barrage of medications to take for the next three months, but the doctors didn’t come up with anything conclusive. They think his back pains are due to excessive coughing. I sure hope that’s all it is. He did cough quite a bit for nearly three months last year. (sigh)

The second panel should have a crawl from Burt – “COUCH UNCLEANED”

The Revenge of the Vacuum!

Wrong method boys; old clumpy hair won’t cling well. Try sneak rolling attacks with newly shedding hair, you will like the results much better. But, oh, Pucky’s face! Adorable even in mischief.

I don’t think I want to know the translation for that exclamation point.

Good morning and happy Hump Day to all orbsters and orbabies. Paul sees the oncologist on May 3; hopefully a treatment plan can be worked out on that day to remove the lump and we will find that the cancer has not spread. Paul’s ex called yesterday and announced that she is dropping in today. Keep your fingers crossed for us, dear friends!

Meanwhile, Lupin is unaware of the doings in the living room; he’s no doubt invisibly guarding the bathroom.

SheMc! Wuzzles, hugs, boops, bumps & vibes for you & your orb!Hope things are progressing & you are feeling OK! Got you tucked in my heart!

(((((({{{{{{[[[[[[SheMc’s orb]]]]]]}}}}}}))))))

Love, >^.,.^<

Those ornery little devils.

I hate to repeat myself, but BWAHAHAHAHA!

Kinda reminds me of Miscreant yesterday but he was happy instead. The weather was nice so I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk on his leash. He didn’t stop talking until after we came back inside and I put his harness away where he couldn’t see it. He loves going for a walk with his big brother Dulaman the Weimaraner. I get funny looks because the cat is on the leash but the dog doesn’t need one. We don’t leave the yard but I throw the Kong flying disc for the dog and Miscreant tries to run after it too. The girls just sit in the windows pouting but they are too skittish to be leash trained.

Actually had a cat once who liked being vacuumed. I’ve seen that before in dogs, but never before or since with a cat.

Vacuum Monster!!

Public spirited local cats repair vacuum cleaner damage. They needed Beatrix’s help.

With the vacuum monster chasing the kitties this time, I’d be interested to see what its expression is, too . . .

I went to buy a set of pins and found out that they only post to the US. :(

Puck and Elvis has angered the vacuum gods! Run for your 9 lives!

Hi Georgia! I love this comic SO MUCH! So much so that it was the only reason I got an account to GoComics, to tell you this!Well, that, and that I have an idea for a storyline i would love to see added to BCN!! Here it is:Monday:The Woman notices the cats love deep-pile carpet, so she goes and buys the deepest carpet she can find. Unfortunately, it’s SO deep that it goes over the cats’ heads.Tuesday:The cats investigate the new carpet, to give a report. They jump across the furniture, and all goes well until Elvis loses his footing and falls onto the carpet. Elvis, remembering the cat ‘fact’ that cats are mostly liquid, thinks he’s being absorbed as he sinks into the carpet.Wednesday:Puck dives in to save Elvis. Puck knows better than Elvis, but Lupin doesn’t, thinking Puck’s been absorbed too.Thursday:Lupin is alone at the desk. He goes back to the carpet, to mark the spot, when Puck and Elvis triumphantly resurface!Friday (I actually have the recommended dialogue for this one):Lupin: Guys! You’re back!!Puck: Yes, we are.Lupin: But… You didn’t get absorbed?!(Puck tries to explain that they didn’t, but Elvis interrupts)Elvis: We did, but… maybe we somehow reassembled our molecules using sheer WILLPOWER?!?!Puck: No, we-Lupin: Well, let’s say no more about it.Elvis (triumphantly): I AM THE LIQUID GOD!Saturday:They try to get the Woman to throw the carpet away. She can’t hear them, of course, but thinks she understands and throws the carpet out. I would appreciate it SO MUCH if you were to write this storyline up (or at least parts of it)!!!Thank you, keep up the good work!