Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 23, 2019

Yes, a 1,000 years old Elvis!

I’ve been waiting for the line about birds having their own news for such a long time!

Little Miss Beatrix is starting to sound like a sassy pre teen. Not very respectful of her elders.

LOL, I was waiting for the “bird tweets”. Stop telling birds Elvis’s business, Beatrix!

Birds have their own news! Yes! We can quote this now! And Beatrix! That’s a little impertinent don’t you think? Calling Elvis 1000 years old, tut tut! ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Shaunn’s beautiful orb))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) We miss you lovely! Hope you’re doing alright. (((((((((((((((((((((((((Huggythingys going out to all on this lovely Purrsday)))))))))))))))))))))))))

I just enlarged to try to see which mouse is weighing in and noticed the Beatrix toe beans and paw pads! I need a bigger monitor.

Of course Beatrix is being impertinent and sassy. That’s part of being a kitten.

Anyone with kids knows what this is about. The youngsters drag us into the 21st century.

Aye!

It looks like the boys ate outvoted.

Beatrix, I get so confused with how technology is moving so fast that sometimes I feel like I’m 1,000 years old.

That first panel is one of my all-time favorites!

You are right, Elvis. Twitter is for the birds.

But it’s too late. Beatrix has set it up. Just make sure that your name isn’t on it, or you’ll be doomed.

Who is Burt (sorry if this is a newbie question)?

Elvis is an old soul. An old, cranky, curmudgeonly soul.

There’s always another reason to love Elvis.

Ooooh, the sass! <3

You’re absolutely right, Elvis. Birds of a feather report together!

Kitten tail! Kitten paws! Kitten toe beans!

What does Puck think? And Buzzy Mouse? Does he get his own twitter account too?

Elvis skeptical eyebrows in panel three!

I don’t remember that last line(form the original comic) of Beatrix asking Elvis if he was immortal, but…I LOVE IT! Hee hee heeeee! So glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read it!

Twitter is not for the birds, Elvis. It’s for the birdbrains.

If the past is another country, we are all refugees being thrust deeper and deeper into a foreign land.

Love the aye from the robber mouse. :)

It may be wrong of me, but I love Beatrix’s teasing of Elvis in the last panel!

On another note, what would turn a philodendron’s leaves yellow? Half of my plant is yellowing and I don’t know why.

So Mice go ‘tweet’ too?

Oh I don’t know. Elvis sounds perfectly normal to me. I think the Kitten just has a lot of cheek.

Taking a few days off so I don’t have to get up at my normal 4:30 a.m. I actually slept in until 6:00, what a hedonistic lifestyle.

Umm, I love that the mice are part of this broadcast, but don’t mice have their own news, too?

Maybe some of the cats could appear as guest speakers on MBN.

For wrestling fans Georgia posted this on Facebook yesterday:

Something fun, unrelated to BCN: I participated in a wrestling zine all about wrestlers and their fabulous hair! I covered the legendary Kevin Nash. If you’re into wrestling, know someone who is, or just want to see some new art and writing from myself and others, check it out!

Here is the link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15aHYXdcGk8AeiGJPKxVBcnFK3ZOKxOEm/view?fbclid=IwAR3ztk1CMwDDo02zv2fQBouu_sWvxN7GPVERHxj9uC0e0R5LUN3tnaElIaE

Got me to log onto twitter for the first time in months!

So … IS @breakingcatnews an actual Twitter account? … (If so, I may have to look in on that ’in!) :)

I just got a 32" to go with my new computer. Takes some getting used to!

The size of the monitor doesn’t really change the size of the image. All computers have a zoom in feature. Use that. On my Mac, I hit control then finger scroll up on my smart mouse. Someone here can show you how to do it on your computer if you’ll tell us what OS you use.

Looks as if the Boys are about to get swept away on a tide of technology.

Even though I am older and social media challenged (challenged maybe implies that I care how to properly use the media….and I don’t) I love Beatrix’ slam on Elvis.

Good ole Elvis claiming to be the breaking cat when we all know it’s Lupin.

I’m with you Elvis, I’m not on social media either. Wouldn’t touch it with a 1000-year-old pole. If you get my drift.

Beatrix’s look of complete bewilderment at no CN social media. :)

What …??

How …??

Time to fire this intern, she’s overstepping her bounds.

Here’s the Beatrix Twitter Link! You don’t have to be on Twitter or even to believe in it. It’s like the mailman – It’s there no matter what. https://twitter.com/breakingcatnews

Poor clueless Elvis – I sympathize with him when my (much) younger co-workers start enthusing about their latest “gottahavit” gadget.

Yes, Beatrix, Elvis is immortal. As are Puck and Lupin, and all the rest of the BCN universe. You as well.

Off-Topic Conan Update

Papa and the pupper just came in the door following Conan’s 3rd chemo therapy with the new drug and today’s the oncology release notes contained the magic words I have been hoping we would see: the cancer appears to be in remission!!!! Whoo-hooo & Happy Dances! I know even this won’t allow him to live forever, but at least he has a chance of having a much better quality of life while he is with us … I really started to wonder if that would happen a few weeks ago when he got so sick. Praise heaven for that simple phrase.

Elvis had better run. His fur is on fire from that burn. Looks like Beatrix is dragging them into the 21st century, kicking and screaming.

How does one go about contacting a fellow orbster privately?

I would consider Beatrix’s social media skills awesome…that is, if social media wasn’t the worst human invention ever.

How did a kitten become so knowledgeable about tech!!!

Beatrix sounds like Webby in my head

Reports have shown that I can’t take it anymore.