Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2023

She needs a new butler.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

That was a stretch.

Scarlet is still wearing the curtains.

How good an arm does she have? Nail him with those guavas, my dear!

Rhett, get your sorry hind end up off that chair and help…

Rhett ate a bunch of guavas once.

He got constipated – then he didn’t gauva … (something else).

GROAN! This pun is a stretch!

now i’m meloncholy

Nice sink for the 1860’s.

This is a reach for that pun

Could you pear down the silliness?

Dam-ned men!

As long as Rhett buys the guava, he can come mango as he pleases.

Ha! Call a plum ber.

Does anyone know what a guava is without having to look it up? (I had to look it up).

That took some doing, with both Dan Tompson and Stephan Pastis, you can tell a wonderfully horrid pun is coming by the bizarreness of the build up.

Ow. ow ow ow ow ow.

Oh well…at least tomorrow’s another day!