Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 04, 2015

Orange is the new black?

Orange, purple, and silver have no rhymes..so it’s out of your range…..Oh, wait….

Avarice!!!

Isn’t this the guy that gets his head stuck in the Cheese Ball jar?

Jimi Hendrix described Orange as being young and full of daring but very unsteady for the first go round in Bold as Love.

Sheldon Cooper says orange is for loneliness because nothing rhymes with it. So, you’re orange with loneliness.Wonder if that’ll catch on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqs4EbU02As : Me father he was orange, and me mother she was green.

Orange is Annoying.

Everyone’s missing the back story. Obviously, the Donut People plotted to get Cliff addicted to Cheetos so he’ll forget about them.

I really need to start wearing rubber gloves when I eat them…

Well, being “Orange and Black”, “Orange and White”, “Orange and Purple”, or “Orange and Blue” means you are affiliated with certain sports teams.

It means you went to Syracuse University!

When you consider Cliff and Cheetos, Orange can indeed mean greedy.

That color will never catch on as a feeling because you cannot rhyme orange with any other word in a song or jingle!

Being orange means you’re cool.

I use chopsticks to eat messy snacks like cheetohs.

I have never heard the term “in the pink” outside of a ribald phrase that I can’t use here.

“Cliff pulls a Boehner”

♪♪♫ if ya wanna turn yer daddy parts orange….♫♫…eat sum cheetos…♫♫ and watch sum porn♪♫

Either Cheetosphilia or you’re John Boehner? What color is Nancy Pelosi?

And then, Trump.