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Back at the office along one of the hallways, there’s a recessed case with a fire extinguisher inside, and the sign above it is missing its “F.” That safety equipment is the first thing we reach for when someone’s getting really angry.
Dirty Dragon over 6 years ago
“Sorry about that, Hermie.”
At least Brewster got out of his dental appointment…
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
I would have expected Brewster to cross off the wrong “S”, so it would say “Self De_truct”. Whatever that means.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 6 years ago
Elves are obviously tougher than they look.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Brewster is gonna get it when he tries to take an “elfie”.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
No cookies for YOU.
Ratbrat over 6 years ago
That’s one way to get that thing off the shelf.
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Brewster just made the naughty list!
Jeff0811 over 6 years ago
Brewster just saved your life lady, what are you so upset about? In that last panel, she is really ticked.
therese_callahan2002 over 6 years ago
“Call me an elf one more time!” “Must be a South Pole elf.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Elf, destroy!
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Back at the office along one of the hallways, there’s a recessed case with a fire extinguisher inside, and the sign above it is missing its “F.” That safety equipment is the first thing we reach for when someone’s getting really angry.
MJKesquire over 6 years ago
Pam, you’re not listening. He has said many things dumber than this. We have dumb & dumber but Brewster is the DUMBEST!!!
corzak over 6 years ago
RU Sirius now prepared for an assault on Rivendell.
Jml58 over 6 years ago
No more “Elf on the shelf”.
DCBakerEsq over 6 years ago
Was he on the shelf?
WCraft over 6 years ago
Not dumb – funny!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
In all our guesses at what the outcome would be, I guess we just weren’t thinking inane enough.
Scoutmaster77 over 6 years ago
Ok, funny!
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
So why is the elf still in one piece? Super healing?
Rob Larson over 6 years ago
That is not an elf, it is Paste from the Hubris comic strip!
David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago
Brewster is gonna get so much coal in his stocking this year…on the other hand, he could make a fortune selling Elf Destruct at the Goblin Market.
montylc2001 over 6 years ago
Are we sure these two are not married?
s.gottlieb over 6 years ago
Someone tell Wendy Pini!