Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 04, 2020

Lemme guess – six-pound ball?

Dirk definitely thinks he has time to spare.

I can see that cape becoming a problem.

If Dirk would just shut up, you could hear a pin drop.

Dirk gloats bigly and carries a small ball.

Yeah. Shut your gutter mouth and bowl!

I’m split on whether he’s going to strike or not.

“Monologize”. I proudly cop to the label of “pedant”. Same ta youse!

Channeling Art Carney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNauilZRzHk

Movie villains always Monologue, that is why they lose.

Hey Brewster. If you’re fed up, just split.

Who is the kingpin of this mob?

From under the suds in the bathtub: “Bang!” (Bad guy dies.) “If you’re going to shoot, SHOOT!”

After losing to Brainless Brewster: “I’ve been framed!”

And do the Fred Flintstone tippy toes move!

Anyone remember The Evil Overlord List?" That’s things I won’t do when I’m an evil overlord. Number 7 When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”

My favorite from the list “The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box”

Gotta love the English language. In bowling, you want a strike. In baseball, not so much.

Your Jedi mind tricks will not work with these pins.

I felt a great disturbance in the Alley, as if millions of pins suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly toppled.

Does the penalty line have functional lasers?

Brewster will throw the ball down a critical gutter and blow up the death moon.

Sadly for Dirk Raider, Bowling pins cannot be intimidated.

Back to the Gutter he fought his way out of.