Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 30, 2021

Exactly!

Eventually they decided to erase the earth.

That’s the reproductive system diagram used in “the talk” in the Alpha Centauri system. That’s a rather small litter popping out, but it’s only for illustration.

If you can’t write wheat, you can’t write wit.

Remember, it’s Ք before Ѫ, except after Ծ

Blame it on spellcheck.

Kids these days.

Get it right in the next field.

“A common mistake.”

Pedantic aliens!

Where will it end??

They made a crap circle.

I’ll be darn. My mother had another child I didn’t know about!

Carl Sagan pointed out that a group of college students admitted they made crop circles just to mess with people, and they took some reporters out and showed exactly how they did it. And people still refused to believe that, so they could keep believing aliens did it. Sagan used it as an example of how irrational people can be about their superstitions.

He has a flying license and doesn’t know how to read?

Alien graffiti!

So you thought it was fun to knock down the farmers crop. I don’t care if your from Alpha Centauri. Your going to have to pay for that!

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

There’s one more dot in the picture than what is in the word balloon, and the right rectangular projection in the picture is at more of an angle. Perhaps he’s speaking in slang…

That’s what I wrote. It’s just that my penmanship is as bad as a Doctors, so it can be a little hard to read.

So, is that graffiti?

Wrote 2 dots on the left, but said 1. He didn’t get the snark.

Your wright.

Doesn’t really matter, either way the earthlings aren’t going to understand it.

Alien typos are the worst. Well, after incessant alien probing.

Stupid autocorrect

We weren’t talking to YOU