Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 09, 2024

Nanites! SG-1 and MST3K folks should be scared!!!

cheaper to get rid of that way.

Think Soylent Green!!!

My Advanced Directive says to give it a medical school for research or teaching.

It’s legal in Washington State. Sort of. Human body composting, the next trend in trends.

Any chance anyone can get Plastic Man superpowers?

90% of plastic “recycling” ends up in land fills or incinerators. Plastic is really difficult to recycle and not at all economically worthwhile.

You’re not supposed to drink the bottle, you drink the contents…

Its as good a place as any…

The nanoparticles in the water you’re drinking are in there so the nanoparticles you inhale when you breathe don’t get lonely.

Can it do the asbestos thing to our DNA?

Not a bad idea…Soylent Green, anyone?

No one talks about the plastic nanoparticles that just pass through you.

240,000 ? wow, almost a brazilionth of a gram.

Then there’s the people that get excited over “Plastic Precursers”. Plastic is made from things like polymerized ethelene. So, ripening fruit fills the air with plastic precursers.

So maybe we’ll actually get “Plasticine Porters with Looking-Glass Ties”? ♻️

It’s a way of plasticizing bodies, it just takes longer.

They’re already doing something like that in NYC. Our corpses will be flower pots for our loving environment smh

Well since plastic lasts forever, us humans in the future will live forever too! Except for those High School girls, called the plastics they will be hit by a bus. >

My poop no longer stinks. It comes out shrink wrapped in plastic.

“Bited?”

After worrying about our civilization ending in nuclear war, worldwide famine, pandemic or radical climate change, it would be a sad note if ours ended because we “plastic-ed” ourselves to death.

That should keep us well preserved.

Soylent Green will now come shrink-wrapped?

It’s now being found in placenta.

False. You cannot drink plastic water bottles, they are not liquid.

So the Barbie movie was just a warning that we’ll all end up made of plastic someday?

Everything is inert or active. If it is inert, it doesn’t affect anything. If it is active, it will change into something else….which will be inert or active.

I don’t drink water bottles, just the contents.

For a bit of perspective, those 240,000 nanoparticles weigh less than one one-hundredths the weight of a grain of sand.

Is this why Pam gets getting a fuller chest? Not that I’m complaining.

Some people have already started doing that.

Instead of a Casket, they wrap you up in a blanket, drop the body into a Hole and plant a Tree on top of you.

If you are lucky, they don’t chop your tree down and cut it into 2×4s until after your last Grandchild is gone.

Although, it is more likely they will keep track of visitors to your tree and resell your hole in the ground as soon as they are sure there won’t be any more visitors. It’s what several graveyard corporations have already been caught doing with Tombstone burials.