Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 15, 2025

Prof., don’t open any packages that has a ticking sound.

Dr. Mel saved on postage, because after each name on the envelopes are these three words: “Or Current Resident”.

666 Mockingbird Lane

The number of Villaintine’s Day cards he sends out will pale in comparison to the number he gets.

In today’s news, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue reported an uptick in incoming mail…..

0001 Cemetery Lane

Villaintines Day, Festivus…these are holidays that speak to me.

Valentine Day Festivus!

Of course it is, but since he’s clueless he doesn’t get it.

It’ll mean more if you say it in person.

After this you better find another ship to be on.

I wonder what kind of Villaintine’s Day cards Batman’s enemies would send? (And how many would be ticking…?)

Don’t make her mad if you know what’s good for you.

Ah yes. Mal-entine’s Day.

Sounds like the perfect holiday for L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. (The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness)

Donating to a zoo so they will name a prey animal after that person and film it being eaten is more rewarding.