Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t know Hobbes was a Nigerian prince.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Still doesn’t make sense either way though.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Calmonopoly.

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    Bilx_YT ッ   over 3 years ago

    btw who was the one who banned the most gross agent that was spamming cuz i want to thank u for banning him

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    We called it Monotony when I was a kid. It was a great way to kill time, but even at that age, I had better ways to use time.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if a GameStop chance card would have a chance to stop this game.

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    JM117  over 3 years ago

    Interesting fourth wall break in this one. Who are they looking at in the last panel?

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    When it’s too cold outside to play Calvinball, go inside and play Calvinopoly!

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    BRBurns1960  over 3 years ago

    Kind of like Calvinball.

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    FuriosoTheDog  over 3 years ago

    LOL

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well there you go. If you want to win, or maybe just have more fun, take a chance. …and stack the deck.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Calvinopoly is way too much like real life as the the 1% has been playing it forever.

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    greyolddave  over 3 years ago

    It’s kind of cute that they are always aware of the audience off to the front

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Does Monopoly even have $5000?

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    johndifool  over 3 years ago

    Write your Calvin Chance Cards here!

    “The Blarg Beings wipe both your mind, and your bank account. Lose $500”

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    When cartoon characters look out at their audience, as in the last panel, how do they see us? Do they see a cartoon version of their readers?

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    ForrestOverin  over 3 years ago

    Damn right, Hobbes!

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    gantech  over 3 years ago

    Back during the Beatles’ touring days, they use to spend long hours cooped in in hotel rooms. To pass the time, they played Monopoly with real money.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    CHANCE CARD 2021. You bought GameStop at $4 a share and sold at the top of the market. Game over. You win.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Better hold on to the Get Out of Jail Free card Hobbes

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Bitcoin is more fun when you make your own. :)

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    There’s a “Chance” that this will devolve into a knuckle-duster… ☺

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    This is how my five-year-old granddaughter plays Monopoly and every other game.

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    The best games are made up to suit your taste.

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    BiggerNate91  over 3 years ago

    It always goes like this:

    Calvin: plays a game and changes the rules

    Comment section: Hey, it’s just like Calvinball!

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    DanWolfie  over 3 years ago

    Love this one! Last year on a day my family and I played “Monopoly” I couldn’t help but think of this bit! I also bet if Calvin found this “Miracle Monopoly Cheating Kit” in that National Lampoon magazine, he and Hobbes would use it in such a game! https://boardgamegeek.com/image/490655/fbeukema

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That also works with cue-cards for late night talk show hosts when discussing current events.

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    MartinPerry1  over 3 years ago

    More realistic as well.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 3 years ago

    The next card says send the bank fraudster to jail and steal his $5,000.

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    Imhungry  over 3 years ago

    When I was six years old I did not know words like, defraud, diverts and assets.

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    countoftowergrove  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think I ever actually played Monopoly the rules.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Even your bank account did get the benefits of a computer scam, you wouldn’t hold it for long. Most banks track that sort of thing for their own liability.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Sounds more to me like Hobbes got a Community Chest card.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 3 years ago

    My older brother always cheated while playing Monopoly.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    Living life is the biggest chance card.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    Love the 2 in the last panel!

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    TimeLordSoundwave  over 3 years ago

    A FEW dozen? There are only 12 hotels in Monopoly!

    Also, the joke’s on them. Handing out that much cash will only prolong the length of the game.

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