“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
codycab 8 days ago
Hey! It was also warm yesterday. Calvin really is a dope!
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 days ago
Yeah, a genius has to die before getting recognized…..
BigDaveGlass 8 days ago
It’s snow good.
oldpine52 8 days ago
However, stupidity is often understood immediately.
Blu Bunny 8 days ago
But you can still make a good snowball to throw..
snsurone76 8 days ago
I wonder if that was Moe, offscreen. Naw—he wouldn’t speak; he’d just come over there and knock the snowman to flakes! And then, he’d beat up Calvin!
Blu Bunny 8 days ago
3rd panel reminded me of the rock group Evanescence song, Bring Me to Life.
Johnny Q Premium Member 8 days ago
Compare it to Hans Christian Andersen’s story “The Snowman”…
Gent 7 days ago
Ah the world is full of uncouth imbecile philistines.
Jayalexander 7 days ago
Mr. Snowman will be donating body parts to make the required retribution snowballs.
MayCauseBurns 7 days ago
Philistines get a bad rap.
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 7 days ago
Orderly misconduct happens.
win.45mag 7 days ago
Our mortality is not a horror if we love God. Specifically, Jesus.
locake 7 days ago
Obviously it is not too warm to build a snowman, since he just built one.
tremaine53 7 days ago
Who’s calling Calvin a dope, out of view in Panel #4? Susie Derkins? Miss Wormwood? Mom? The uncertainty has me on pins and needles.
baskate_2000 7 days ago
Watterson is the only one who will ever understand you.
bbenoit 7 days ago
“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 7 days ago
Too warm for Snow Goons. Too bad.
wotclaw 7 days ago
If it’s cold enough for snow, it’s cold enough for a snowman!
uniquename 7 days ago
It looks like he built a pretty good snowman to me.
rshive 7 days ago
Calvin should be a lecturer somewhere. He’s good.
ladykat 7 days ago
Don’t let that negativity impact your creative genius, Calvin!
Michael Helwig 7 days ago
Quite a vocabulary for a kid who can’t add 4 and 7.
rockyridge1977 7 days ago
…………it is the beauty of creativity!!!!
royq27 7 days ago
Calvin must study the dictionary…
g04922 7 days ago
I wonder if Calvin understands all the words he and the concept he learned from the Encyclopedia?
John Jorgensen 7 days ago
And, since the whole point of this piece is that it won’t be around for long, it won’t be appreciated in later times, either.
txmystic 7 days ago
Maybe show the philistine that the temperature is just perfect for a slush ball…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 days ago
“Evanescence.” Six year olds use that word all the time, don’t they?
Stonedog Premium Member 7 days ago
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 days ago
Another reason I don’t like ‘post modern’ art.
johnec 7 days ago
It’s warm enough for a nice ice-ball, though.
Or do you just throw those at little girls, boyo!
mistercatworks 7 days ago
For big bucks, you have to duct tape it to a wall. :)
xref $6.4 million banana
lnrokr55 7 days ago
Golly, and all this time I thought Evanescence was a band ! ;-)
Bilan 7 days ago
At least this snow man has a better fate than most of Calvin’s snowmen.
62kathleenhicks 7 days ago
Will Calvin ever be understood?
David Rickard Premium Member 7 days ago
Did Calvin change his name to Banksy in later years?
ComicKing456 Premium Member 7 days ago
But in the end its still a lump of snow.
Brian Premium Member 7 days ago
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
HodgeElmwood 7 days ago
I bet that loudmouth would understand a snowball to the head!
DKHenderson 2 days ago
I’m surprised that the last panel didn’t show Calvin scooping up a snowball while making his comment.