“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
codycab about 1 month ago
Hey! It was also warm yesterday. Calvin really is a dope!
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yeah, a genius has to die before getting recognized…..
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
It’s snow good.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
However, stupidity is often understood immediately.
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
But you can still make a good snowball to throw..
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
I wonder if that was Moe, offscreen. Naw—he wouldn’t speak; he’d just come over there and knock the snowman to flakes! And then, he’d beat up Calvin!
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
3rd panel reminded me of the rock group Evanescence song, Bring Me to Life.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago
Compare it to Hans Christian Andersen’s story “The Snowman”…
Gent about 1 month ago
Ah the world is full of uncouth imbecile philistines.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Mr. Snowman will be donating body parts to make the required retribution snowballs.
MayCauseBurns about 1 month ago
Philistines get a bad rap.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 1 month ago
Orderly misconduct happens.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Our mortality is not a horror if we love God. Specifically, Jesus.
locake about 1 month ago
Obviously it is not too warm to build a snowman, since he just built one.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Who’s calling Calvin a dope, out of view in Panel #4? Susie Derkins? Miss Wormwood? Mom? The uncertainty has me on pins and needles.
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
Watterson is the only one who will ever understand you.
bbenoit about 1 month ago
“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Too warm for Snow Goons. Too bad.
wotclaw about 1 month ago
If it’s cold enough for snow, it’s cold enough for a snowman!
uniquename about 1 month ago
It looks like he built a pretty good snowman to me.
rshive about 1 month ago
Calvin should be a lecturer somewhere. He’s good.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Don’t let that negativity impact your creative genius, Calvin!
Michael Helwig about 1 month ago
Quite a vocabulary for a kid who can’t add 4 and 7.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
…………it is the beauty of creativity!!!!
royq27 about 1 month ago
Calvin must study the dictionary…
g04922 about 1 month ago
I wonder if Calvin understands all the words he and the concept he learned from the Encyclopedia?
John Jorgensen about 1 month ago
And, since the whole point of this piece is that it won’t be around for long, it won’t be appreciated in later times, either.
txmystic about 1 month ago
Maybe show the philistine that the temperature is just perfect for a slush ball…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Evanescence.” Six year olds use that word all the time, don’t they?
Stonedog Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
Another reason I don’t like ‘post modern’ art.
johnec about 1 month ago
It’s warm enough for a nice ice-ball, though.
Or do you just throw those at little girls, boyo!
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
For big bucks, you have to duct tape it to a wall. :)
xref $6.4 million banana
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Golly, and all this time I thought Evanescence was a band ! ;-)
Bilan about 1 month ago
At least this snow man has a better fate than most of Calvin’s snowmen.
62kathleenhicks about 1 month ago
Will Calvin ever be understood?
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did Calvin change his name to Banksy in later years?
ComicKing456 Premium Member about 1 month ago
But in the end its still a lump of snow.
Brian Premium Member about 1 month ago
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
HodgeElmwood about 1 month ago
I bet that loudmouth would understand a snowball to the head!
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
I’m surprised that the last panel didn’t show Calvin scooping up a snowball while making his comment.