When I was a kid, I used to think I heard a giant outside my window at night. I could hear the sound of his feet crunching in the snow as he walked. I started to question this when I realized I was hearing the same sound in the summer.
Turned out, I was a side sleeper, and I was hearing the sound of my own heart beat when my ear was against the pillow.
codycab about 9 hours ago
You can handle dust balls, can you Calvin?
sirbadger about 9 hours ago
Calvin has balls down there.
snsurone76 about 9 hours ago
Might be Hobbes playing a joke on Calvin.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 8 hours ago
I remember the dust bunnies from Stephen King’s Dolores Claiborne. You wouldn’t want to mess with them…
Jayalexander about 6 hours ago
I was more afraid of a closet door being left open, spooky shapes appear on those hangers.
rshive about 5 hours ago
And not very honest dust balls, at that.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Dust balls! Better call Mom.
BigDaveGlass about 4 hours ago
That’s a monsteries lie.
No6 about 4 hours ago
I used to store my comics under the bed. It kept the monsters quiet.
Gent about 3 hours ago
Oh no worries thems ain’t no monsters. Thems just beeg steenky 10 foot long giant talking cockroaches see.
SquidGamerGal about 3 hours ago
Mom: CALVIN! GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Bet its the lost sock from a comic last week.
Funniguy about 2 hours ago
And, they have names…, Dusty & Bunny.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 hours ago
“Yeah. And maybe an old paint chip or two. And one dirty sock. Nothing to fear.. .”
gantech about 2 hours ago
When I was a kid, I used to think I heard a giant outside my window at night. I could hear the sound of his feet crunching in the snow as he walked. I started to question this when I realized I was hearing the same sound in the summer.
Turned out, I was a side sleeper, and I was hearing the sound of my own heart beat when my ear was against the pillow.
elvira.alejandro about 2 hours ago
Dust balls? Like the ones of My neighbor Totoro?
ladykat about 2 hours ago
If I had those “dust bunnies”, I’d sleep on the couch!
sandpiper about 1 hour ago
At school, at play, at meals, or at bed time, Cal’s imagination always travels with him.
bobbyferrel about 1 hour ago
Like some people remind me of bullfrogs. All stomach except for what’s head and that’s all mouth.
maureenmck Premium Member 34 minutes ago
Calvin‘s comment of “all teeth and digestive tract” reminds me of the Stephen King story, made into a TV miniseries in the 90s, “The Langoliers.”
rockyridge1977 30 minutes ago
Dust balls can be scary……….
Amra Leo 25 minutes ago
Never had a problem with monsters. They know better…
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 20 minutes ago
Maybe replacement theology might work in the dust ball joints.
Would a load of snowballs cause the dust balls to flee?
Raging Moderate 5 minutes ago
I always worried about a snake under the bed. Somewhat rational given the area.
MEPace less than a minute ago
NRDLs caused me all sorts of nightmares. They would get you mashed.