Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2022

You are number two on our list! Don’t eat the chocolates!

A moving event

“And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta run.”

Question… Did they hand out splash guards for the first few rows?

The lines at the restrooms are going to be very long.

man this strip smells….

Blow-out attendance.

Now, get out of my way!

When involved in starting a movement do not forget the required paperwork at the end.

Bleeb clapping is adorable.

Easy come, easy gooooo .

Geeze, hope everything comes out ok!

Bleeb must have a booster seat. :)

“Hello, I must be going…” where’s the color?

it must have been bad, everyone was running for the exits

Nice. That there is funny. I don’t care who you are. It’s better than being “touched deeply”, IMHO.

Let’s hear it for mr fiber once again. Next speaker is Dr Colón….

Lots of bathroom humorists out there. Are you now ready for your colononoscopy?

Has excessive laxative use washed the color out of this comic?

“I thank you from the heart of my bottom.”

He’s actually the butt of the joke

Observation: bathroom humour certainly creates a lot of discussion here!

Oh boy! Poop humor… and in black and white. Seminar’s always have swag bags… I wonder what they gave away?

Looks like the colorist ran out of ink today. All colors.

Heck of a job, Brownie!

I know it’s hard to see, but is that Dalcon in the front row on the far right? Hiya Bleeb! :)

I didn’t know Bleeb was into laxatives but apparently Dalcon did because he knew where to find him. Perhaps constipation is a common problem for that alien species.

The colorist had to run too.

oh he’s so full of……

So, he won the award, but he wasn’t “number one”?

Cockamamie humor, if you ask me,

Arrrgh, the characters from “Pearls Before Swine” are going to come over and assault John McPherson.

Toilets. They aren’t in there for a rest.

And at the end he bowelled deeply to the audience