Close to Home by John McPherson for November 09, 2022

“Now Cut that out Roger & come back to bed!!”

Did he lose the ability to “levitate”??

so much for his “magic wand”

I think they didn’t agree on what “threesome” meant…but the rabbit is still alive, so they’re safe on that score.

You need to saw her in half instead of your assistant

“Don’t complain. It could be YOU in the box.”

give him credit at least would ya

You could make her disappear

….and get your crap out of my bedroom!

My wife and girlfriend are the real magicians. They are really good at making things disappear. My wife makes the money disappear, and my girlfriend makes my body parts disappear…

So the rabbit messed up and brought his magician home?

Okay. If you’re really serious about bringing the magic back into your marriage, it’s time to break out the voodoo, dude.

Dalcon is smushed under the table leg!

And that’s when Roger ran away with his assistant.

Worst threesome ever.

If the magic is gone, that gal in the box is in serious trouble.

It doesn’t mean anything honey! Just a little light sawing, that’s it I swear.

No need for cutting commentary. :)

I wouldn’t criticize a guy with a giant saw in his hand

Ace of hearts should be up somebody’s sleeve.

Apparently your act is getting old Roger.

Is the little bug under the bed something that’s always been in Close to Home cartoons and I’m only now noticing it?

He’s not the magic man he used to be.

Honey, just get into this box. You’ll just love it…..

Tom Sawyer… the later years.

That Roger…he’s such a cut-up.

Which begs the question: Which one is Roger?