Close to Home by John McPherson for December 22, 2022

A good one!

Well dude did you at least have a good time in Vegas ?

very theological today…

Where did she have the baby?

Oh, oh! Think I know where this is going or rather where he is gong. Probably doesn’t need to ask if they celebrate Christmas there.

In Las Vegas, at a show, a photographer asked my wife and I if we wanted a picture to remember the night. My reply, “Oh no! We wouldn’t want our spouses to know we are here!” The lady smiled and winked with a nod. I saved myself a few bucks…..

Bleeb the enforcer

No admission for Phil Anderson the philanderer.

I remember seeing a Las Vegas headline that said:Speeding woman high on cocaine, kills drunk driver high on meth. Even their traffic accidents are weird! But it didn’t stay there.

I want my seagull wings and hospital gown!

(Ha! Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot… but do it discreetly, ‘cause McPherson busted us last time.)

Better be careful Lee, seems they see everything!

“He knows if you’ve been bad or good…” wait; that is about Santa – or is it?

It never does.

Luckily for him, being good or bad doesn’t mean zilch to get into Heaven. It’s a free gift of Grace.

But, I still got a chuckle out of the cartoon.

That’s never a good sign…

Can it be stricken from the record?

Gasp!

The end of the Heaven sign looks like it’s going into a chimney…

Uh oh.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. And what happens in Vegas is your money.

Hopefully, not like the Christian Slater dark comedy Very Bad Things.

That’s what you get for believing their advertising.

And take Dalcon with you when you go to the other place.

How’d Dalcon get up there?

“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake…”

It is possible that he is in the wrong place for that thing he did in Vegas

Oh, yes, there will be a day of reckoning. Be prepared.