Close to Home by John McPherson for July 30, 2023

Grab the clubs and send them to Davy Jones Locker honey. Then there will be plenty of room for you.

She just wants to join the club(s) for once. That boat was a golfers dream, there was a hole in one!

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

Hopefully, one of the rafts has a divorce lawyer in it.

Better hope her hobby isn’t embroidery…

Well, Bleeb managed to squeeze in with three passengers.

Sounds fair.

Maybe he should go over the side along with the clubs.

Dump him!

This was a swinger cruise.

or… you could just get off the raft and let her on since you care more about your golf clubs.

Naaaaaah, I was just kiddin’… get in the boat!

But seriously, try not to touch my clubs!

Maybe Heathcliff is on his way to pick them up in his Mach 5 version.

Maybe she can reach in and club him.

A stupid thing to say when she is so much closer to the “weapons” then you are.

I think golf has been the subject of more comics than any other sport,

Smack him across the head with his golf clubs.

Whew, after a really lean week, Bleeb has found himself a 2-fer. Kind of extreme circumstances, but hey, Bleeb has to take advantage of his observational opportunities as they arise. Hmmm, maybe that golf widow will swim over to Bleeb’s raft and things will get even better.

“Capsize” comes to mind

You do not want to know how many people are expected to be crammed into those tiny orange lifeboats on cruise ships.

DUMP.

Spoken like a true golfer!

Priorities.

He’s going to walk funny after she stores those clubs in his nether regions.

Jack gets even with Rose

Ma’am, I wouldn’t putter around, use a driver.

The sinking of the Titleistic.

This comic is full of double entendre. NC-17

Then she grabs the golf bag and tosses into the sea, then she grabs…

Trying to become a golf widower.

That ship had a golf course?

Golf bag pockets must be hard to draw.

The man has his priorities!