Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 2024

He really nose how to get what he needs!

Got your noses!

You don’t want the ones the birds have perched on.

“Ballard Street”.

Is she aiming for a 24-carrot cake?

Her fourth nose job, I see.

Be careful picking noses outdoors.

She just doesn’t carrot all that she’s stealing!

Alright, alright! I’m leaving! ツ

Bleeb better get inside

How many people actually use a carrot for a nose when making a snowman?

I hear a baby chicken, cheap, cheap, cheap!

Ewwww! Frozen carrots are limp and watery….no cake for me! ☺️

That nose thief!!!

Ha! I wish Denise was my neighbor.

And if the furnace coal is running low …

That way the neighbor’s snowmen won’t be so nosey.

and How about that Top Hat? – very fashion forward!

It’s gonna be 14-carrot cold!!

At 5 AM? Is this an early morning party?

I haven’t seen the bent carrot commercial lately.

Stop! Thief!

She’s being awfully snotty about this

Dang, that’s pretty destitute. You couldn’t just make a spice cake, Denise?

Carrot cake is my favorite vegetable.

Hear no evil, see no evil, smell no evil