Close to Home by John McPherson for May 29, 2024

She(?) looks a little unripe to me.

descendants of Chernobyl survivors – i guess?

The new Sports Illustrated cover model?

OK, now I’m off pears.

great thigh gap though!

Then there are conjoined twins. They usually have a pair shaped figure.

Did someone say cake?

judge not less ye be judged

Pie-le on some more insults

You ain’t from around here, are ya?!

Disney’s next princess

You can keep that cake.

Actually, more like avocado shaped.

Invasion of the Pod….errrr, Pear People!

That poor doctor!!!

Grey pears look unhealthy. Dead, even.

Body shaming is not proper conduct now. That Dr could be liable for that comment!

Ha! A little overripe!

Looks like a job for the MIB!

I want to see Sumo. :)

It’ll never replace Mr. Potato Head! :)

I think she should just change her hat.

Cheap knockoff of Princess Peach?

She looks like she has a load in her undies.

Cake?! Don’t you mean, “takes the pear tart?”

Color matches a green pear though….

She got dem applebottom jeans/boots with the fur

Violet Beauregarde has another bad reaction to untested candy.