Close to Home by John McPherson for February 15, 2025

Mongo from Blazing Saddles as a baby…

That’s fine, until it hits the fan.

After each download by the baby, does the drone then take the diaper to the recycle bin?

That explains the baby’s total lack of hair.

“We got a special deal for regular replacements because our baby boy has really good aim!”

*CLICK! … new business idea!

DOOTY DIAPER DRONE DETAIL WITH DIRIGIBLE DISPOSAL!

If you think your particular troubles are too heavy and too traumatic to laugh about, remember that laughing is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t solve any problems permanently, but it makes things more acceptable for awhile."

Barbara Johnson

Given the size of that baby, I understand why they want a machine to do the job.

Cue the Safari’s: ♪ “Wipeout” ♪ !!!

What prevents the baby from rolling off the table

Drone? I would use A.I.

No guts, no glory! That’s a hands on job. ;-}

Not the same as looking at those cute eyes and playing with them while you do it. Of course there were a couple I wish I didn’t have to change, still remember them well! One out camping and one while my husband was honking in the car! I told him I wanted to change places with him, I’ll honk the horn and HE can change the diaper!

“In the Year 2525” is here now.

This is why the machines will turn against the humans! We give them the dirty jobs.

How long is she going to drone on about that?

As large as that baby is, it must be a hippodrone.

Future helicopter parents?

They’re gaga about technology.

All drones should be illegal ; too hazardous and a form of invasive species.

Well, that depends on how precise it can do the job….oy

I do hope that that drone is waterproof for those “geyser moments”, speaking from experience.

the new and improved “hands off” approach….

Not the way to pamper your child.

“Why do I always have to change the baby? Why?” he droned on and on.

Bleeb, I would leave the vicinity immediately! That drone is gonna aim for dad’s head and you are a little too close Little Alien Dude! :)

Beware of an accidental circumcision.

Does Trump use this method?

That way, no one can tell what Pampered president means.

And you thought it was bad when a seagull pooped on you…

Wait’ll you see how they feed him!

That poor stork